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Bill Maher Quotes

New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion Picture Quote #1

Greed can overtake smart Picture Quote #1

Denying racism is the new racism Picture Quote #1

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you Picture Quote #1

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge Picture Quote #1

False hope really makes you cynical Picture Quote #1

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A flu shot is the worst thing you can do Picture Quote #1

A flu shot just compromises your immune system Picture Quote #1

One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time Picture Quote #1

Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex Picture Quote #1

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you’d resign in protest Picture Quote #1

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the ‘will of the people’ goes out the window Picture Quote #1

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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in Picture Quote #1

I’m just honest. They [asians] don’t want to see black people generally in their movies Picture Quote #1

The Hollywood executives are, like, ‘We’re not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because we’re capitalists. We want to sell our movies in China (and) they don’t like Kevin Hart Picture Quote #1

My father was a news guy, you know, he was in radio news. And so that was sort of in my DNA. It was something we talked about at the dinner table when I was a kid Picture Quote #1

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don’t want Sarah Palin to be president Picture Quote #1

When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office Picture Quote #1

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I hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of? Picture Quote #1

Every time somebody says ‘Islamophobia’ it gives the people who are intimidating cover Picture Quote #1

Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks Picture Quote #1

I’m not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic Picture Quote #1

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it’s been taken over by the religious right Picture Quote #1

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don’t know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, ‘I’ve got one question: What color is the red phone?’ Picture Quote #1

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Freedom isn’t free. It shouldn’t be a bragging point that ‘Oh, I don’t get involved in politics,’ as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn’t insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable Picture Quote #1

Maybe every other American movie shouldn’t be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence Picture Quote #1

President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn’t a Nazi, he wouldn’t have any credibility with conservatives at all Picture Quote #1

I want to thank some very special people without whom I would not be here today. George Bush, sarah Palin and the Pope. When I came to Hollywood in 1983, I had one dream - to sleep with Jodie Foster. That didn’t work out, but this is nice, too Picture Quote #1

We don’t like mystery. You like mystery, ‘cause it’s not a mystery to you; you know when you’re gonna get laid Picture Quote #1

I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing. When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid Picture Quote #1

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New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion (Bill Maher Quotes) Greed can overtake smart (Bill Maher Quotes) Denying racism is the new racism (Bill Maher Quotes) Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you (Bill Maher Quotes) Stupidity is not another form of knowledge (Bill Maher Quotes) False hope really makes you cynical (Bill Maher Quotes) A flu shot is the worst thing you can do (Bill Maher Quotes) A flu shot just compromises your immune system (Bill Maher Quotes) One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time (Bill Maher Quotes) Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex (Bill Maher Quotes) If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you’d resign in protest (Bill Maher Quotes) Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the ‘will of the people’ goes out the window (Bill Maher Quotes) If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in (Bill Maher Quotes) I’m just honest. They [asians] don’t want to see black people generally in their movies (Bill Maher Quotes) The Hollywood executives are, like, ‘We’re not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because we’re capitalists. We want to sell our movies in China (and) they don’t like Kevin Hart (Bill Maher Quotes) My father was a news guy, you know, he was in radio news. And so that was sort of in my DNA. It was something we talked about at the dinner table when I was a kid (Bill Maher Quotes) As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don’t want Sarah Palin to be president (Bill Maher Quotes) When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office (Bill Maher Quotes) I hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of? (Bill Maher Quotes) Every time somebody says ‘Islamophobia’ it gives the people who are intimidating cover (Bill Maher Quotes) Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks (Bill Maher Quotes) I’m not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic (Bill Maher Quotes) The country has become much more conservative, partly because it’s been taken over by the religious right (Bill Maher Quotes) The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don’t know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, ‘I’ve got one question: What color is the red phone?’ (Bill Maher Quotes) Freedom isn’t free. It shouldn’t be a bragging point that ‘Oh, I don’t get involved in politics,’ as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn’t insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable (Bill Maher Quotes) Maybe every other American movie shouldn’t be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence (Bill Maher Quotes) President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn’t a Nazi, he wouldn’t have any credibility with conservatives at all (Bill Maher Quotes) I want to thank some very special people without whom I would not be here today. George Bush, sarah Palin and the Pope. When I came to Hollywood in 1983, I had one dream - to sleep with Jodie Foster. That didn’t work out, but this is nice, too (Bill Maher Quotes) We don’t like mystery. You like mystery, ‘cause it’s not a mystery to you; you know when you’re gonna get laid (Bill Maher Quotes) I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing. When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid (Bill Maher Quotes)

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