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Bill Maher Quotes
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Men are only as loyal as their options (Bill Maher Quotes)
When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was (Bill Maher Quotes)
I think religion is a neurological disorder (Bill Maher Quotes)
Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price (Bill Maher Quotes)
I hate religion. I think it’s a neurological disorder (Bill Maher Quotes)
The only thing I hate worse than prophecy is self-fulfilling prophecy (Bill Maher Quotes)
Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school (Bill Maher Quotes)
In Republican fantasy world, everything is always Obama’s fault. Somehow, he’s weak and he’s ineffective, and yet he pulls the strings on everything in the world (Bill Maher Quotes)
Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts (Bill Maher Quotes)
Religion is bad, drugs are good (Bill Maher Quotes)
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants (Bill Maher Quotes)
Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is (Bill Maher Quotes)
The Drug War is an addiction, really (Bill Maher Quotes)
Remember, guns don’t kill people - unless you practice real hard (Bill Maher Quotes)
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time (Bill Maher Quotes)
A flu shot just compromises your immune system (Bill Maher Quotes)
Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex (Bill Maher Quotes)
A flu shot is the worst thing you can do (Bill Maher Quotes)
False hope really makes you cynical (Bill Maher Quotes)
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the ‘will of the people’ goes out the window (Bill Maher Quotes)
Stupidity is not another form of knowledge (Bill Maher Quotes)
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you (Bill Maher Quotes)
Denying racism is the new racism (Bill Maher Quotes)
Disneyland’s a mess. And it’s not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono (Bill Maher Quotes)
I’m not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic (Bill Maher Quotes)
Greed can overtake smart (Bill Maher Quotes)
My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp! (Bill Maher Quotes)
Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there’s a few turds in the box (Bill Maher Quotes)
Obama is huge in the polls these days. His popularity is soaring. Even conservatives are coming around. 30 percent of them now believe Obama deserves a Green Card. (Bill Maher Quotes)
I’m not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic. (Bill Maher Quotes)