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Bill Maher Quotes

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired Picture Quote #1

Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story Picture Quote #1

I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do Picture Quote #1

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution Picture Quote #1

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? Picture Quote #1

I think flying planes into a building was a faith - based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder Picture Quote #1

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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? Picture Quote #1

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies Picture Quote #1

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? Picture Quote #1

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that Picture Quote #1

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won’t say it Picture Quote #1

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That’s cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it’s not cowardly Picture Quote #1

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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists Picture Quote #1

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone Picture Quote #1

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed Picture Quote #1

Death is the monster we all fear, yet with each day, we walk toward it, and can’t help doing so; we can’t help but walk toward the one thing we’re most trying to avoid Picture Quote #1

Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It’s just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen Picture Quote #1

Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed Picture Quote #1

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I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It’s also been lying about its weight Picture Quote #1

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in? Picture Quote #1

You’re not a patriot unless even when you lose, it’s still your country Picture Quote #1

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time Picture Quote #1

People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it’s hard at the beginning Picture Quote #1

The worst years of my life were the first two years I was doing standup. You’re learning how to do, and you’re going on stage in front of two drunks and people aren’t laughing and you’re broke. That’s a really hard time in your life Picture Quote #1

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Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads Picture Quote #1

Why are the patriots the ones who don’t want to spend money on trains? Picture Quote #1

A cult is a cult, and that’s what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image Picture Quote #1

My thinking is, government is really there to do the things that people absolutely can’t do for themselves. And that’s mostly involved with the things that might kill you. And what might kill me? The environment and terrorism Picture Quote #1

I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I’ve only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it Picture Quote #1

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically Picture Quote #1

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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired (Bill Maher Quotes) Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story (Bill Maher Quotes) I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do (Bill Maher Quotes) This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution (Bill Maher Quotes) I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? (Bill Maher Quotes) I think flying planes into a building was a faith - based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder (Bill Maher Quotes) Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? (Bill Maher Quotes) We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies (Bill Maher Quotes) Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? (Bill Maher Quotes) To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that (Bill Maher Quotes) The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won’t say it (Bill Maher Quotes) We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That’s cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it’s not cowardly (Bill Maher Quotes) We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists (Bill Maher Quotes) If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone (Bill Maher Quotes) The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed (Bill Maher Quotes) Death is the monster we all fear, yet with each day, we walk toward it, and can’t help doing so; we can’t help but walk toward the one thing we’re most trying to avoid (Bill Maher Quotes) Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It’s just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen (Bill Maher Quotes) Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed (Bill Maher Quotes) I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It’s also been lying about its weight (Bill Maher Quotes) I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in? (Bill Maher Quotes) You’re not a patriot unless even when you lose, it’s still your country (Bill Maher Quotes) Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time (Bill Maher Quotes) People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it’s hard at the beginning (Bill Maher Quotes) The worst years of my life were the first two years I was doing standup. You’re learning how to do, and you’re going on stage in front of two drunks and people aren’t laughing and you’re broke. That’s a really hard time in your life (Bill Maher Quotes) Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads (Bill Maher Quotes) Why are the patriots the ones who don’t want to spend money on trains? (Bill Maher Quotes) A cult is a cult, and that’s what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image (Bill Maher Quotes) My thinking is, government is really there to do the things that people absolutely can’t do for themselves. And that’s mostly involved with the things that might kill you. And what might kill me? The environment and terrorism (Bill Maher Quotes) I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I’ve only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it (Bill Maher Quotes) What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically (Bill Maher Quotes)

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