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Bill Quotes

Bill Evans described his tunes as vehicles; they are vehicles for self-expression, or expression of the self Picture Quote #1

My goal is for ‘The Bill Engvall Show’ to be a show the networks look at and say, ‘Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.’ Picture Quote #1

One of my favorite comedies is ‘Groundhog Day’ and ‘Scrooged.’ I love Bill Murray, and I think he’s a great example of an actor who is funny Picture Quote #1

My favorite book is ‘A Short History of Nearly Everything’ by Bill Bryson Picture Quote #1

I love Carly Fiorina’s fire; she’s feisty as heck. She really seems to fearlessly take the fight right to the doorstep of the Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton Foundation Picture Quote #1

Every major federal campaign-finance-reform effort since 1943 has attempted to treat corporations and unions equally. If a limit applied to corporations, it applied to unions; if unions could form PACs, corporations could too; and so on. DISCLOSE is the first major campaign-finance bill that has not taken this approach Picture Quote #1

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I was just finishing high school and entering college in 1988, when the Creator’s Bill of Rights was drafted, and had already set my sights on building a career as a writer of comics. Discovering the Creator’s Bill of Rights - in an issue of ‘The Comics Journal,’ if I’m not mistaken - I accepted it as gospel Picture Quote #1

I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting it onto a bird and letting the bird fly away in front of me with this thing on its face for no other purpose than to amaze me Picture Quote #1

The Beltway media went into caroming-off-the-walls hysterics over Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, whipping itself into a flaming casserole even as Clinton’s standing with the American people remained upright and firm, so to speak Picture Quote #1

People are inevitably disappointed, because no one’s as good as Bill Clinton’s first impression. Or, he’s done things. He’s disappointed people in a variety of ways. And so then, the fall is hard Picture Quote #1

First of all, Bill Clinton was an extremely good president and more importantly, the country was in a very good position when he actually walked away Picture Quote #1

Gladys.. work has kept you fit And Bill.. you never moan Well life’s not for carrying cases With a butler of your own Picture Quote #1

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Pay off your mortgage before retirement, and that’s one less bill you’ll have to worry about when you’re on a fixed income Picture Quote #1

Sure, food stamps are occasionally misused, but anyone familiar with business knows that the abuse of food subsidies is far greater in the corporate suite. Every time an executive wines and dines a hot date on the corporate dime, the average taxpayer helps foot the bill Picture Quote #1

As a chef and activist, I’m particularly concerned with food politics issues such as the farm bill Picture Quote #1

Whether it is Obamacare, the stimulus, Wall Street bailouts, the food safety bill - on vote after vote, Bill Nelson has chosen to side with Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama over the people of Florida Picture Quote #1

I think football management has obviously changed and evolved in terms of practices and methods, but I would say the values we strive to hold are the same as great men like Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley Picture Quote #1

There is a way to practice hard and be physical without pads. You can still be a physical football team and be efficient in practice without pads. The 49ers practiced like that for a long period of time in the 1980s under Bill Walsh and were extremely successful when all the other teams were practicing in pads Picture Quote #1

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Of course I am for stopping violence against women. It is unfortunate that the Senate Democrats are making the current re-authorization of Violence Against Women bill into a political football. The Republicans are offering an improved version of the reauthorization bill and I want to review it Picture Quote #1

If your child gets asthma, the fossil fuel industry doesn’t pay. Or if there’s a natural disaster, the bill is paid by the taxpayer, not the fossil fuel company Picture Quote #1

I do believe that it was through divine providence that the Founding Fathers drafted a document that created a government that didn’t trust each other - hence the separation of powers. And then, to close the deal, the Bill of Rights was added to continue to protect individual rights and freedoms Picture Quote #1

I was supposed to do a film with Bill Shatner called ‘Free Enterprise 2.’ They were calling me into wardrobe, and they said they are holding off for a while. Then the next thing I knew... either the money dropped out, or the producer ran off with the money. I think it’s the second story that’s true Picture Quote #1

Let’s be honest - Bill Murray was onto something when he laughed at Andie MacDowell’s degree in 19th century French poetry in ‘Groundhog Day’ Picture Quote #1

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color Picture Quote #1

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As a generation, Generation X or whatever we were called, we were not being nurtured. We didn’t have Obama. We didn’t have Bill Clinton. We didn’t have any politicians that you could look up to, nor did we have parents Picture Quote #1

When Bill Clinton chose Al Gore in 1992 - from the same generational, ideological, and geographical background as his - it underscored his campaign’s central argument that this was a clash between the past and the future, that ‘Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow’ was indeed the campaign’s anthem Picture Quote #1

The job of the president of the United States is to talk to the public, is to explain to them. Now, some presidents talk too much, like Bill Clinton. Some presidents try to talk but don’t know how, like George Bush senior Picture Quote #1

Every day I think, ‘Gosh, I wish I could be like George Carlin, Bill Maher: I want that edge.’ But every time I start to get that edgy thing, I get kind of mean Picture Quote #1

Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics Picture Quote #1

You have to pay your own electric bill. You have to be kind. You have to give it all you got. You have to find people who love you truly and love them back with the same truth. But that’s all Picture Quote #1

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Bill Evans described his tunes as vehicles; they are vehicles for self-expression, or expression of the self. (Bill Quotes) My goal is for ‘The Bill Engvall Show’ to be a show the networks look at and say, ‘Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.’ (Bill Quotes) One of my favorite comedies is ‘Groundhog Day’ and ‘Scrooged.’ I love Bill Murray, and I think he’s a great example of an actor who is funny. (Bill Quotes) My favorite book is ‘A Short History of Nearly Everything’ by Bill Bryson (Bill Quotes) I love Carly Fiorina’s fire; she’s feisty as heck. She really seems to fearlessly take the fight right to the doorstep of the Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton Foundation. (Bill Quotes) Every major federal campaign-finance-reform effort since 1943 has attempted to treat corporations and unions equally. If a limit applied to corporations, it applied to unions; if unions could form PACs, corporations could too; and so on. DISCLOSE is the first major campaign-finance bill that has not taken this approach. (Bill Quotes) I was just finishing high school and entering college in 1988, when the Creator’s Bill of Rights was drafted, and had already set my sights on building a career as a writer of comics. Discovering the Creator’s Bill of Rights - in an issue of ‘The Comics Journal,’ if I’m not mistaken - I accepted it as gospel. (Bill Quotes) I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting it onto a bird and letting the bird fly away in front of me with this thing on its face for no other purpose than to amaze me. (Bill Quotes) The Beltway media went into caroming-off-the-walls hysterics over Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, whipping itself into a flaming casserole even as Clinton’s standing with the American people remained upright and firm, so to speak. (Bill Quotes) People are inevitably disappointed, because no one’s as good as Bill Clinton’s first impression. Or, he’s done things. He’s disappointed people in a variety of ways. And so then, the fall is hard. (Bill Quotes) First of all, Bill Clinton was an extremely good president and more importantly, the country was in a very good position when he actually walked away. (Bill Quotes) Gladys.. work has kept you fit And Bill.. you never moan Well life’s not for carrying cases With a butler of your own (Bill Quotes) Pay off your mortgage before retirement, and that’s one less bill you’ll have to worry about when you’re on a fixed income. (Bill Quotes) Sure, food stamps are occasionally misused, but anyone familiar with business knows that the abuse of food subsidies is far greater in the corporate suite. Every time an executive wines and dines a hot date on the corporate dime, the average taxpayer helps foot the bill. (Bill Quotes) As a chef and activist, I’m particularly concerned with food politics issues such as the farm bill. (Bill Quotes) Whether it is Obamacare, the stimulus, Wall Street bailouts, the food safety bill - on vote after vote, Bill Nelson has chosen to side with Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama over the people of Florida. (Bill Quotes) I think football management has obviously changed and evolved in terms of practices and methods, but I would say the values we strive to hold are the same as great men like Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley. (Bill Quotes) There is a way to practice hard and be physical without pads. You can still be a physical football team and be efficient in practice without pads. The 49ers practiced like that for a long period of time in the 1980s under Bill Walsh and were extremely successful when all the other teams were practicing in pads. (Bill Quotes) Of course I am for stopping violence against women. It is unfortunate that the Senate Democrats are making the current re-authorization of Violence Against Women bill into a political football. The Republicans are offering an improved version of the reauthorization bill and I want to review it. (Bill Quotes) If your child gets asthma, the fossil fuel industry doesn’t pay. Or if there’s a natural disaster, the bill is paid by the taxpayer, not the fossil fuel company. (Bill Quotes) I do believe that it was through divine providence that the Founding Fathers drafted a document that created a government that didn’t trust each other - hence the separation of powers. And then, to close the deal, the Bill of Rights was added to continue to protect individual rights and freedoms. (Bill Quotes) I was supposed to do a film with Bill Shatner called ‘Free Enterprise 2.’ They were calling me into wardrobe, and they said they are holding off for a while. Then the next thing I knew... either the money dropped out, or the producer ran off with the money. I think it’s the second story that’s true. (Bill Quotes) Let’s be honest - Bill Murray was onto something when he laughed at Andie MacDowell’s degree in 19th century French poetry in ‘Groundhog Day’ (Bill Quotes) I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color. (Bill Quotes) As a generation, Generation X or whatever we were called, we were not being nurtured. We didn’t have Obama. We didn’t have Bill Clinton. We didn’t have any politicians that you could look up to, nor did we have parents. (Bill Quotes) When Bill Clinton chose Al Gore in 1992 - from the same generational, ideological, and geographical background as his - it underscored his campaign’s central argument that this was a clash between the past and the future, that ‘Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow’ was indeed the campaign’s anthem. (Bill Quotes) The job of the president of the United States is to talk to the public, is to explain to them. Now, some presidents talk too much, like Bill Clinton. Some presidents try to talk but don’t know how, like George Bush senior. (Bill Quotes) Every day I think, ‘Gosh, I wish I could be like George Carlin, Bill Maher: I want that edge.’ But every time I start to get that edgy thing, I get kind of mean. (Bill Quotes) Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics. (Bill Quotes) You have to pay your own electric bill. You have to be kind. You have to give it all you got. You have to find people who love you truly and love them back with the same truth. But that’s all. (Bill Quotes)

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