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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books (Bill Watterson Quotes)
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do (Bill Watterson Quotes)
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations (Bill Watterson Quotes)
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it (Bill Watterson Quotes)
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning (Bill Watterson Quotes)
You know what I like about summer days? They’re just made for doing things... even if it’s nothing. Especially if it’s nothing (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the problem here (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals... and silliness (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Why does man create? Is it man’s purpose on earth to express himself, to bring form to thought, and to discover meaning in experience? Or is it just something to do when he’s bored? (Bill Watterson Quotes)
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure (Bill Watterson Quotes)
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it! (Bill Watterson Quotes)
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules, and rewards (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests... Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us (Bill Watterson Quotes)
A playful mind is inquisitive, and learning is fun. If you indulge your natural curiosity and retain a sense of fun in new experience, I think you’ll find it functions as a sort of shock absorber for the bumpy road ahead (Bill Watterson Quotes)
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic (Bill Watterson Quotes)
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Let’s say that life is this square of the sidewalk. We are born at this crack and we die at that crack. Now we find ourselves somewhere inside the square and in the process of walking outside of it. Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless? Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps? (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive... To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us (Bill Watterson Quotes)
As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don’t even like riding in elevators (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice (Bill Watterson Quotes)