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Billy Connolly Quotes

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days Picture Quote #1

There’s no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes Picture Quote #1

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint Picture Quote #1

Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires! Picture Quote #1

I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt Picture Quote #1

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter Picture Quote #1

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I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt Picture Quote #1

I love fishing. It’s transcendental meditation with a punchline Picture Quote #1

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do Picture Quote #1

I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little Picture Quote #1

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you Picture Quote #1

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For me, it’s about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten Picture Quote #1

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding’s a mystery to me now. You can’t go back, your life changes every day Picture Quote #1

I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There’s one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything Picture Quote #1

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do Picture Quote #1

I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got Picture Quote #1

I’m one of the school of people who don’t do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I’ve done, I’ve never done any research Picture Quote #1

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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know Picture Quote #1

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards Picture Quote #1

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same God, and he’s telling them all different things Picture Quote #1

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives Picture Quote #1

I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days Picture Quote #1

I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place Picture Quote #1

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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries Picture Quote #1

The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think Picture Quote #1

I’ve been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh Picture Quote #1

I’m not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far Picture Quote #1

When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight Picture Quote #1

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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days (Billy Connolly Quotes) There’s no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes (Billy Connolly Quotes) Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint (Billy Connolly Quotes) Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires! (Billy Connolly Quotes) I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt. (Billy Connolly Quotes) There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter (Billy Connolly Quotes) I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt (Billy Connolly Quotes) I love fishing. It’s transcendental meditation with a punchline (Billy Connolly Quotes) The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex (Billy Connolly Quotes) I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do. (Billy Connolly Quotes) I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little. (Billy Connolly Quotes) I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you (Billy Connolly Quotes) For me, it’s about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten (Billy Connolly Quotes) Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding’s a mystery to me now. You can’t go back, your life changes every day (Billy Connolly Quotes) I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There’s one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything (Billy Connolly Quotes) Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do (Billy Connolly Quotes) I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got (Billy Connolly Quotes) I’m one of the school of people who don’t do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I’ve done, I’ve never done any research (Billy Connolly Quotes) The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know (Billy Connolly Quotes) The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards (Billy Connolly Quotes) It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same God, and he’s telling them all different things (Billy Connolly Quotes) I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives (Billy Connolly Quotes) I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days (Billy Connolly Quotes) I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place (Billy Connolly Quotes) A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries. (Billy Connolly Quotes) The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think. (Billy Connolly Quotes) I’ve been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. (Billy Connolly Quotes) I’m not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow (Billy Connolly Quotes) I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far. (Billy Connolly Quotes) When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight. (Billy Connolly Quotes)

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