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Birth Certificate Quotes

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name Picture Quote #1

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, ‘While you’re there, pick up your birth certificate.’ Picture Quote #1

Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver’s license Picture Quote #1

Trump is running for president and he’s wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded to see Jeb Bush’s birth certificate Picture Quote #1

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate Picture Quote #1

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I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause Picture Quote #1

I’m not saying my mother didn’t like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate Picture Quote #1

There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I’d lost my birth certificate Picture Quote #1

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay Picture Quote #1

I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don’t think I was born in this country Picture Quote #1

If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go -within 10 minutes - to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, ‘See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.’ Picture Quote #1

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My mother desperately wanted children. She had a child that was stillborn - something I learned when I was looking through her ‘effects’ after she had died. It was then that I discovered my original birth certificate, which indicated the previous birth Picture Quote #1

You don’t need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything Picture Quote #1

The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can’t find his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents’ occupations as being ‘the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.’ It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than ‘unemployed.’ Picture Quote #1

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too Picture Quote #1

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I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it Picture Quote #1

I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job Picture Quote #1

No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got [Barack] Obama to produce his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven Picture Quote #1

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he’s only 33 and then he’ll be ready to go Picture Quote #1

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I say nothing, because I was able to get Barack Obama to produce [birth certificate]. He should have produced it a long time before. I say nothing Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations Picture Quote #1

I think I did a great job and a great service not only for the country, but even for the president [Barack Obama], in getting him to produce his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton’s campaign first raised this issue. He picked this up from Hillary Clinton Picture Quote #1

On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama’s birth certificate could indicate that he’s a Muslim. Trump said he doesn’t trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama’s birth certificate to make sure that it’s real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump’s hair Picture Quote #1

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The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name (Birth Certificate Quotes) President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate. (Birth Certificate Quotes) President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, ‘While you’re there, pick up your birth certificate.’ (Birth Certificate Quotes) Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver’s license (Birth Certificate Quotes) Trump is running for president and he’s wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded to see Jeb Bush’s birth certificate (Birth Certificate Quotes) I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I’m not saying my mother didn’t like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. (Birth Certificate Quotes) There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I’d lost my birth certificate. (Birth Certificate Quotes) My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don’t think I was born in this country. (Birth Certificate Quotes) If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go -within 10 minutes - to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, ‘See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.’ (Birth Certificate Quotes) My mother desperately wanted children. She had a child that was stillborn - something I learned when I was looking through her ‘effects’ after she had died. It was then that I discovered my original birth certificate, which indicated the previous birth. (Birth Certificate Quotes) You don’t need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything. (Birth Certificate Quotes) The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. (Birth Certificate Quotes) Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can’t find his birth certificate. (Birth Certificate Quotes) The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents’ occupations as being ‘the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.’ It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than ‘unemployed.’ (Birth Certificate Quotes) Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job. (Birth Certificate Quotes) No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. (Birth Certificate Quotes) Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got [Barack] Obama to produce his birth certificate. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I don’t know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven. (Birth Certificate Quotes) John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he’s only 33 and then he’ll be ready to go. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I say nothing, because I was able to get Barack Obama to produce [birth certificate]. He should have produced it a long time before. I say nothing. (Birth Certificate Quotes) Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations. (Birth Certificate Quotes) I think I did a great job and a great service not only for the country, but even for the president [Barack Obama], in getting him to produce his birth certificate. (Birth Certificate Quotes) He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton’s campaign first raised this issue. He picked this up from Hillary Clinton. (Birth Certificate Quotes) On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama’s birth certificate could indicate that he’s a Muslim. Trump said he doesn’t trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka. (Birth Certificate Quotes) Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama’s birth certificate to make sure that it’s real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump’s hair. (Birth Certificate Quotes)

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