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Birth Certificate Quotes

Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won’t run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head Picture Quote #1

Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate Picture Quote #1

Even Obama’s staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

The umlaut isn’t on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the e, and I said, I want that! It’s a little flair. Just to confuse people even more Picture Quote #1

My father is Emmit and my grandfather is Emmit, but I wanted something extra so I could separate my Emmitt from the rest of them. Even though on my birth certificate it has one T, I just added the extra T for me Picture Quote #1

I’m tired of hearing about innocent victims. It’s fiction, If you live on this planet you’re guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt Picture Quote #1

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Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved Picture Quote #1

Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous Picture Quote #1

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he’s Obama Picture Quote #1

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures Picture Quote #1

Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it Picture Quote #1

I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don’t have any history in schools. Like, I literally don’t exist. I didn’t even get a birth certificate until the mid-80s. I always feel like I could be, like, 10 years younger, or maybe I’m 70! Picture Quote #1

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Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair Picture Quote #1

Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death Picture Quote #1

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Picture Quote #1

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate Picture Quote #1

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate Picture Quote #1

You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city Picture Quote #1

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I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell Picture Quote #1

Merely presenting a driver’s license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked Picture Quote #1

No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged without any effort on your part. It’s like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you Picture Quote #1

Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children? Picture Quote #1

I’m not saying my mother didn’t like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate Picture Quote #1

My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn’t buy it back. I don’t know, really. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back Picture Quote #1

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No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised Picture Quote #1

There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate Picture Quote #1

It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score Picture Quote #1

What do you think about this birth certificate issue? I mean, it has not been my main issue, but it kind of does get a little odd here after a while. Can’t they just produce it and we move on? Picture Quote #1

The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card Picture Quote #1

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay Picture Quote #1

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Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won’t run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head. (Birth Certificate Quotes) Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate (Birth Certificate Quotes) Even Obama’s staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate (Birth Certificate Quotes) The umlaut isn’t on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the e, and I said, I want that! It’s a little flair. Just to confuse people even more (Birth Certificate Quotes) My father is Emmit and my grandfather is Emmit, but I wanted something extra so I could separate my Emmitt from the rest of them. Even though on my birth certificate it has one T, I just added the extra T for me (Birth Certificate Quotes) I’m tired of hearing about innocent victims. It’s fiction, If you live on this planet you’re guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt (Birth Certificate Quotes) Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved (Birth Certificate Quotes) Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous (Birth Certificate Quotes) What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he’s Obama (Birth Certificate Quotes) Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures (Birth Certificate Quotes) Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it (Birth Certificate Quotes) I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don’t have any history in schools. Like, I literally don’t exist. I didn’t even get a birth certificate until the mid-80s. I always feel like I could be, like, 10 years younger, or maybe I’m 70! (Birth Certificate Quotes) Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair (Birth Certificate Quotes) Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death (Birth Certificate Quotes) Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory (Birth Certificate Quotes) When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate (Birth Certificate Quotes) A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate (Birth Certificate Quotes) You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city (Birth Certificate Quotes) I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell (Birth Certificate Quotes) Merely presenting a driver’s license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked (Birth Certificate Quotes) No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged without any effort on your part. It’s like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you (Birth Certificate Quotes) Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children? (Birth Certificate Quotes) I’m not saying my mother didn’t like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate (Birth Certificate Quotes) My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn’t buy it back. I don’t know, really. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back (Birth Certificate Quotes) No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised (Birth Certificate Quotes) There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate (Birth Certificate Quotes) It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score (Birth Certificate Quotes) What do you think about this birth certificate issue? I mean, it has not been my main issue, but it kind of does get a little odd here after a while. Can’t they just produce it and we move on? (Birth Certificate Quotes) The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card (Birth Certificate Quotes) My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay (Birth Certificate Quotes)

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