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Birthday Quotes

Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom’s homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past Picture Quote #1

I’m going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won’t live to be 21. I’m never going to be old. I don’t ever want to be ugly and old. I’m an old lady now anyhow. I’m 80. There’s nothing left. I’ve already lived a whole lifetime. I’m going out. In a blaze of glory Picture Quote #1

Food is one of life’s really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs, and now I realise that my 40s are about food. It’s something you appreciate more and more as you get older Picture Quote #1

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday Picture Quote #1

It’s your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend Picture Quote #1

I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother Picture Quote #1

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When I was 13 or 14, my mother used to gift me books that I was dying to read. Those are my most memorable birthday gifts Picture Quote #1

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! Picture Quote #1

There was at all events one advantage in the choice of this day to my birth; my birthday throughout the whole of my childhood was a day of public rejoicing Picture Quote #1

When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party... you better be a damned fairy Picture Quote #1

As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then Picture Quote #1

I’ve died so many times. I’m 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I’ve died a lot of times! Picture Quote #1

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I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn’t believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn’t get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret! Picture Quote #1

It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years Picture Quote #1

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake Picture Quote #1

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event Picture Quote #1

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties Picture Quote #1

I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake Picture Quote #1

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Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off Picture Quote #1

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap Picture Quote #1

Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually meant something Picture Quote #1

There’s no magic numbers in birthdays in my life, there are no milestones, there’s no event. Every birthday has to be celebrated to its fullest, even if it’s with one person or with 20 Picture Quote #1

Today, I attended a friend’s birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood Picture Quote #1

I’m really not the party type. I more like to have friends over at the house and chill. I’ve never been the super party type. But for the 18th birthday, you got to party. And then 21 is going to be even bigger Picture Quote #1

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Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it’s brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants Picture Quote #1

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools! Picture Quote #1

I feel like my sixteenth birthday and the time I graduated from high school, and the first time I flew solo all wrapped up in one Picture Quote #1

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11 Picture Quote #1

I’ve found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can’t! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can’t go to a kid’s birthday party without having a slice Picture Quote #1

I’m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory Picture Quote #1

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Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom’s homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past (Birthday Quotes) I’m going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won’t live to be 21. I’m never going to be old. I don’t ever want to be ugly and old. I’m an old lady now anyhow. I’m 80. There’s nothing left. I’ve already lived a whole lifetime. I’m going out. In a blaze of glory (Birthday Quotes) Food is one of life’s really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs, and now I realise that my 40s are about food. It’s something you appreciate more and more as you get older (Birthday Quotes) When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday (Birthday Quotes) It’s your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend (Birthday Quotes) I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother (Birthday Quotes) When I was 13 or 14, my mother used to gift me books that I was dying to read. Those are my most memorable birthday gifts (Birthday Quotes) Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! (Birthday Quotes) There was at all events one advantage in the choice of this day to my birth; my birthday throughout the whole of my childhood was a day of public rejoicing (Birthday Quotes) When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party... you better be a damned fairy (Birthday Quotes) As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then (Birthday Quotes) I’ve died so many times. I’m 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I’ve died a lot of times! (Birthday Quotes) I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn’t believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn’t get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret! (Birthday Quotes) It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years (Birthday Quotes) One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake (Birthday Quotes) Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event (Birthday Quotes) I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties (Birthday Quotes) I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake (Birthday Quotes) Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off (Birthday Quotes) Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap (Birthday Quotes) Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually meant something (Birthday Quotes) There’s no magic numbers in birthdays in my life, there are no milestones, there’s no event. Every birthday has to be celebrated to its fullest, even if it’s with one person or with 20 (Birthday Quotes) Today, I attended a friend’s birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood (Birthday Quotes) I’m really not the party type. I more like to have friends over at the house and chill. I’ve never been the super party type. But for the 18th birthday, you got to party. And then 21 is going to be even bigger (Birthday Quotes) Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it’s brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants (Birthday Quotes) Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools! (Birthday Quotes) I feel like my sixteenth birthday and the time I graduated from high school, and the first time I flew solo all wrapped up in one (Birthday Quotes) There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11 (Birthday Quotes) I’ve found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can’t! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can’t go to a kid’s birthday party without having a slice (Birthday Quotes) I’m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory (Birthday Quotes)

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