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Birthday Quotes

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him Picture Quote #1

When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th Picture Quote #1

John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I’m on borrowed time Picture Quote #1

I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor Picture Quote #1

Every village should celebrate its birthday and it will end the poison of casteism... and once casteism ends, see how the strength of villages increase! Picture Quote #1

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK Picture Quote #1

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I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it’s been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys Picture Quote #1

I begged my mom for a beat machine, she spent a crazy amount of money - so there were no more Christmases, no more basketball camps, no more birthday gifts. I always knew that’s what I wanted to do Picture Quote #1

I used to anticipate my childhood birthday parties as if each were an annual coronation. Like most kids, I loved sitting at the head of the table with a crown on my head Picture Quote #1

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday Picture Quote #1

I never really wanted to be a star. I didn’t like entering a room with all eyes on me. I still don’t really like the attention of a birthday party Picture Quote #1

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I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday Picture Quote #1

I would always say I’m doing a video project. About dancing or birthday parties. Of course, the video becomes more than that. It goes deeper than that. But it’s not a lie. It’s a starting point Picture Quote #1

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday Picture Quote #1

I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn’t ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it too har Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to a sibling who probably represents the last time our parents had sex Picture Quote #1

I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this Picture Quote #1

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Just wanted to say happy birthday on the off chance it’s not one of the other 364 days Picture Quote #1

Let’s have a joint birthday party to decrease the odds of no one showing up Picture Quote #1

Let’s spend your winter birthday getting completely wasted on cold and flu medications Picture Quote #1

Just wanted to say you don’t have to thank me for saying happy birthday Picture Quote #1

I bet your birthday would be a bigger deal this time of year if you were conceived by a virgin Picture Quote #1

Let’s celebrate your birthday somewhere with cheap enough drinks that I can get drunk enough to ruin your birthday Picture Quote #1

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Happy birthday to someone who looks young considering how many years this winter has taken off their life Picture Quote #1

I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized Picture Quote #1

Sorry you didn’t receive the birthday card I can’t remember if I actually sent Picture Quote #1

Making a wish before uncorking a birthday bottle of wine is my version of blowing out the candles Picture Quote #1

He will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to someone I hope can blow out the candles without getting their filthy germs all over the cake Picture Quote #1

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The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him (Birthday Quotes) When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th (Birthday Quotes) John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I’m on borrowed time (Birthday Quotes) I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor (Birthday Quotes) Every village should celebrate its birthday and it will end the poison of casteism... and once casteism ends, see how the strength of villages increase! (Birthday Quotes) Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK (Birthday Quotes) I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it’s been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys (Birthday Quotes) I begged my mom for a beat machine, she spent a crazy amount of money - so there were no more Christmases, no more basketball camps, no more birthday gifts. I always knew that’s what I wanted to do (Birthday Quotes) I used to anticipate my childhood birthday parties as if each were an annual coronation. Like most kids, I loved sitting at the head of the table with a crown on my head (Birthday Quotes) The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax (Birthday Quotes) You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday (Birthday Quotes) I never really wanted to be a star. I didn’t like entering a room with all eyes on me. I still don’t really like the attention of a birthday party (Birthday Quotes) I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday (Birthday Quotes) I would always say I’m doing a video project. About dancing or birthday parties. Of course, the video becomes more than that. It goes deeper than that. But it’s not a lie. It’s a starting point (Birthday Quotes) Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday (Birthday Quotes) I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn’t ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it too har (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to a sibling who probably represents the last time our parents had sex (Birthday Quotes) I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this (Birthday Quotes) Just wanted to say happy birthday on the off chance it’s not one of the other 364 days (Birthday Quotes) Let’s have a joint birthday party to decrease the odds of no one showing up (Birthday Quotes) Let’s spend your winter birthday getting completely wasted on cold and flu medications (Birthday Quotes) Just wanted to say you don’t have to thank me for saying happy birthday (Birthday Quotes) I bet your birthday would be a bigger deal this time of year if you were conceived by a virgin (Birthday Quotes) Let’s celebrate your birthday somewhere with cheap enough drinks that I can get drunk enough to ruin your birthday (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who looks young considering how many years this winter has taken off their life (Birthday Quotes) I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized (Birthday Quotes) Sorry you didn’t receive the birthday card I can’t remember if I actually sent (Birthday Quotes) Making a wish before uncorking a birthday bottle of wine is my version of blowing out the candles (Birthday Quotes) He will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone I hope can blow out the candles without getting their filthy germs all over the cake (Birthday Quotes)

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