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Happy birthday weekend to someone who’s already received the gift of not having to endure an office birthday celebration  (Birthday Quotes) Thanks for only choosing a mildly expensive restaurant for us to buy your birthday dinner  (Birthday Quotes) For your birthday I’m going to lavish you with as much attention as presidential candidates are giving swing states  (Birthday Quotes) This birthday card counts as me replying to that email I forgot you sent  (Birthday Quotes) May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennial feels entitled to every day  (Birthday Quotes) It’s your birthday but I’m still going to try and get all the attention  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who has never grown out of getting messy on their big day  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who looks old enough for neighbors to shovel their driveway  (Birthday Quotes) Sorry the perfect summer weather makes it harder for you to be depressed about your birthday  (Birthday Quotes) Your birthday party is so much more to me than just another mandatory office meeting  (Birthday Quotes) If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember. You can always change your birthday on facebook!  (Birthday Quotes) Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday so I can get back to thinking about myself  (Birthday Quotes) You must be excited for your baby’s first birthday party since it’s the first time you’ve seen your friends in a year  (Birthday Quotes) May the fact that your birthday comes once every four years be a passing excuse for your infantile behavior  (Birthday Quotes) I’d like to take you out for your birthday when it’s convenient for me  (Birthday Quotes) You don’t need to be a royal fetus for me to be excited about your birthday  (Birthday Quotes) We’re a good match because you don’t like celebrating your birthday and I’m too lazy to plan anything  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to a sports fan who may just be realizing he’s now older than his favorite athletes  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone now taking drugs on their birthday for legitimate medical reasons  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to a father I’m only slightly afraid of slowly turning into  (Birthday Quotes) You know you’re a skydiver when you don’t remember your anniversary or your mother’s birthday, but you know down to the second how much accumulated free fall time you have  (Birthday Quotes) I look forward to blaming a drone for losing a birthday present I never got you  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who’d rather be watching sports than reading birthday cards  (Birthday Quotes) I’d pay much more attention to your birthday this month if it was a college basketball team  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who’d look much younger if not for working in this place  (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who’s reached an age where it’s officially creepy to watch teen vampire movies  (Birthday Quotes) I hope you’ll always consider me someone who reluctantly pays for part of your birthday dinner  (Birthday Quotes) If your birthday party fell on the same night as another birthday party, I’d get the other one out of the way first  (Birthday Quotes) My birthday just would not be the same without your warm and loving wishes. Thank you so much for all of them  (Birthday Quotes) I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures  (Birthday Quotes)
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