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Birthday Quotes

Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit Picture Quote #1

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since Picture Quote #1

John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him a happy birthday. He is going to be 80 on Monday and I want to give him the best birthday present ever, the gift of retirement Picture Quote #1

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me Picture Quote #1

Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend’s birthday is July fifth, so it’s always been a favorite holiday. It’s all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks Picture Quote #1

When I was six, my best friend’s parents bought him a piano. My mother noticed that every time I would go to his house, the first thing I would say to him was ‘Levester’ - His name was Levester - I said, ‘Levester, can I go play your piano?’ So, on my 7th birthday, my parents bought me a piano Picture Quote #1

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Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You’ve ever had! Picture Quote #1

On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday Picture Quote #1

Best wishes to you on your birthday may the day be filled with happiness, a day that’s so special for you and memories you will cherish Picture Quote #1

My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents Picture Quote #1

We’re sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you’ll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don’t you just write it in a children’s birthday card Picture Quote #1

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How seasonably leaf and blossom uncurl and living things arrange their death, while someone from afar off blows birthday candles for the world Picture Quote #1

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I’m having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children’s birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos Picture Quote #1

My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day Picture Quote #1

You should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It’s all part of life Picture Quote #1

We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can’t remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn’t include books Picture Quote #1

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Like every mother, my wish - every birthday - is for my children to stay healthy (and) for my family to remain healthy Picture Quote #1

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event Picture Quote #1

I got my first camera when I was 21 - my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday - but at that point politics was my life, and I viewed the camera as a tool for expressing my political beliefs rather than as an art medium Picture Quote #1

My 50th birthday approaching felt like a big milestone to me. I’ve lived half a century. If I write about food and use my life as a fulcrum to move the story along, maybe I’ve lived long enough to fashion a narrative that has a happy ending Picture Quote #1

May it be long before the people of the United States shall cease to take a deep and pervading interest in the Fourth of July, as the birthday of our national life, or the event which then occurred shall be subordinated to any other of our national history Picture Quote #1

One thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a 78 Corvette, 78 or 76 Corvette all my life. It always needed to be fixed up. I remember it’s just been sitting in the driveway for years, and I got it fixed from top to bottom for his birthday Picture Quote #1

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Consider this on your birthday You’ve got life’s struggle beaten For 60 years you’ve ate And avoided being eaten Picture Quote #1

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself Picture Quote #1

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I’d go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo Picture Quote #1

I believe that if writers want their readers to care about a character, they have to care themselves. I have to root for a detective who screws up as much as Thorne does, who shares my birthday, my North London stomping ground, and my love of country music, both alt and cheesy Picture Quote #1

When I was young and it was someone’s birthday, I didn’t have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom’s camera and make a movie parody for whoever’s birthday it was. When I’d show it them, they’d die laughing. That reaction was a high for me, and I loved that feeling Picture Quote #1

My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy’s movie is wack, but they loved it Picture Quote #1

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Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit. (Birthday Quotes) On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. (Birthday Quotes) John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him a happy birthday. He is going to be 80 on Monday and I want to give him the best birthday present ever, the gift of retirement. (Birthday Quotes) With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. (Birthday Quotes) Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend’s birthday is July fifth, so it’s always been a favorite holiday. It’s all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. (Birthday Quotes) When I was six, my best friend’s parents bought him a piano. My mother noticed that every time I would go to his house, the first thing I would say to him was ‘Levester’ - His name was Levester - I said, ‘Levester, can I go play your piano?’ So, on my 7th birthday, my parents bought me a piano. (Birthday Quotes) Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You’ve ever had! (Birthday Quotes) On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday. (Birthday Quotes) Best wishes to you on your birthday may the day be filled with happiness, a day that’s so special for you and memories you will cherish. (Birthday Quotes) My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents. (Birthday Quotes) We’re sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you’ll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday (Birthday Quotes) There’s nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don’t you just write it in a children’s birthday card. (Birthday Quotes) How seasonably leaf and blossom uncurl and living things arrange their death, while someone from afar off blows birthday candles for the world. (Birthday Quotes) All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I’m having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. (Birthday Quotes) I wasn’t very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children’s birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos. (Birthday Quotes) My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day. (Birthday Quotes) You should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It’s all part of life. (Birthday Quotes) We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can’t remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn’t include books. (Birthday Quotes) Like every mother, my wish - every birthday - is for my children to stay healthy (and) for my family to remain healthy. (Birthday Quotes) Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. (Birthday Quotes) I got my first camera when I was 21 - my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday - but at that point politics was my life, and I viewed the camera as a tool for expressing my political beliefs rather than as an art medium. (Birthday Quotes) My 50th birthday approaching felt like a big milestone to me. I’ve lived half a century. If I write about food and use my life as a fulcrum to move the story along, maybe I’ve lived long enough to fashion a narrative that has a happy ending. (Birthday Quotes) May it be long before the people of the United States shall cease to take a deep and pervading interest in the Fourth of July, as the birthday of our national life, or the event which then occurred shall be subordinated to any other of our national history. (Birthday Quotes) One thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a 78 Corvette, 78 or 76 Corvette all my life. It always needed to be fixed up. I remember it’s just been sitting in the driveway for years, and I got it fixed from top to bottom for his birthday. (Birthday Quotes) Consider this on your birthday You’ve got life’s struggle beaten For 60 years you’ve ate And avoided being eaten (Birthday Quotes) When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself. (Birthday Quotes) I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I’d go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. (Birthday Quotes) I believe that if writers want their readers to care about a character, they have to care themselves. I have to root for a detective who screws up as much as Thorne does, who shares my birthday, my North London stomping ground, and my love of country music, both alt and cheesy. (Birthday Quotes) When I was young and it was someone’s birthday, I didn’t have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom’s camera and make a movie parody for whoever’s birthday it was. When I’d show it them, they’d die laughing. That reaction was a high for me, and I loved that feeling. (Birthday Quotes) My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy’s movie is wack, but they loved it. (Birthday Quotes)

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