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Birthday Quotes

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It’s a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile Picture Quote #1

I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake Picture Quote #1

I’ve had some parents ask me to do private birthday parties for their students, which I can’t do, but it’s an honor that they even ask. I love the feedback I get from parents on my music, it’s so awesome Picture Quote #1

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, ‘You just won’t care.’ Picture Quote #1

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party Picture Quote #1

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him Picture Quote #1

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I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it’s fine Picture Quote #1

I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson’s birthday party Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won’t be out until next year. I don’t know Picture Quote #1

I’m really not the party type. I more like to have friends over at the house and chill. I’ve never been the super party type. But for the 18th birthday, you got to party. And then 21 is going to be even bigger Picture Quote #1

I am a social outcast, shunned by society. Nobody ever invites me to parties. My own birthday avoids me, and only comes around every two years Picture Quote #1

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough Picture Quote #1

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Many massacres have happened when people yell surprise! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle’s 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die? Picture Quote #1

Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country Picture Quote #1

You like the party? Is it in honor of anything? My cat’s birthday. Oh. She glanced around. Where’s your cat? I don’t know. He ran away. -Magnus and Clary, pg.221- Picture Quote #1

At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors Picture Quote #1

I’ve found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can’t! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can’t go to a kid’s birthday party without having a slice Picture Quote #1

The first comic book I ever read was an issue of ‘Legion of Super-Heroes’ where the earth was surrounded by all of these chains. I remember the cover; I got it at a birthday party Picture Quote #1

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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know Picture Quote #1

I’m in a difficult position in the sense that, preposterous as this might sound, I don’t like being the centre of attention. I get up on stage every night and play songs, but I almost feel the songs are the centre of attention. I don’t like opening my birthday presents in front of people, either Picture Quote #1

On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That’s what I needed Picture Quote #1

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’ Picture Quote #1

I turned 40 on the set of the reunion show for ‘Sheer Genius,’ so it wasn’t a hideous birthday because I had everyone on the cast and crew sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to me, and I won $10,000 for being the fan favorite. It was really liberating to turn 40 and realize that I felt very comfortable with myself and knew who I was Picture Quote #1

I was honoured when they asked me to appear at the president’s birthday rally in Madison Square Garden. There was like a hush over the whole place when I came on to sing ‘Happy Birthday,’ like if I had been wearing a slip, I would have thought it was showing or something. I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, what if no sound comes out!’ Picture Quote #1

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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK Picture Quote #1

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap Picture Quote #1

Less than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack Picture Quote #1

I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn’t have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday Picture Quote #1

Celebrate your day of birthday as special day.Make a specific birthday wishes and write it down.You will be amazed about the power of pen and inner strength to accomplish the wishes.This will be a special gift for yourself on each birthday Picture Quote #1

If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I’m meant to give birth, I will Picture Quote #1

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I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It’s a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile. (Birthday Quotes) I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake. (Birthday Quotes) I’ve had some parents ask me to do private birthday parties for their students, which I can’t do, but it’s an honor that they even ask. I love the feedback I get from parents on my music, it’s so awesome. (Birthday Quotes) The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, ‘You just won’t care.’ (Birthday Quotes) My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party (Birthday Quotes) The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. (Birthday Quotes) I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it’s fine. (Birthday Quotes) I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson’s birthday party. (Birthday Quotes) I’m trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won’t be out until next year. I don’t know. (Birthday Quotes) I’m really not the party type. I more like to have friends over at the house and chill. I’ve never been the super party type. But for the 18th birthday, you got to party. And then 21 is going to be even bigger. (Birthday Quotes) I am a social outcast, shunned by society. Nobody ever invites me to parties. My own birthday avoids me, and only comes around every two years. (Birthday Quotes) I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough. (Birthday Quotes) Many massacres have happened when people yell surprise! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle’s 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die? (Birthday Quotes) Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country. (Birthday Quotes) You like the party? Is it in honor of anything? My cat’s birthday. Oh. She glanced around. Where’s your cat? I don’t know. He ran away. -Magnus and Clary, pg.221- (Birthday Quotes) At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors (Birthday Quotes) I’ve found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can’t! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can’t go to a kid’s birthday party without having a slice. (Birthday Quotes) The first comic book I ever read was an issue of ‘Legion of Super-Heroes’ where the earth was surrounded by all of these chains. I remember the cover; I got it at a birthday party. (Birthday Quotes) There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. (Birthday Quotes) I’m in a difficult position in the sense that, preposterous as this might sound, I don’t like being the centre of attention. I get up on stage every night and play songs, but I almost feel the songs are the centre of attention. I don’t like opening my birthday presents in front of people, either. (Birthday Quotes) On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That’s what I needed. (Birthday Quotes) It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’ (Birthday Quotes) I turned 40 on the set of the reunion show for ‘Sheer Genius,’ so it wasn’t a hideous birthday because I had everyone on the cast and crew sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to me, and I won $10,000 for being the fan favorite. It was really liberating to turn 40 and realize that I felt very comfortable with myself and knew who I was. (Birthday Quotes) I was honoured when they asked me to appear at the president’s birthday rally in Madison Square Garden. There was like a hush over the whole place when I came on to sing ‘Happy Birthday,’ like if I had been wearing a slip, I would have thought it was showing or something. I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, what if no sound comes out!’ (Birthday Quotes) Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. (Birthday Quotes) Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap. (Birthday Quotes) Less than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack. (Birthday Quotes) I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn’t have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday. (Birthday Quotes) Celebrate your day of birthday as special day.Make a specific birthday wishes and write it down.You will be amazed about the power of pen and inner strength to accomplish the wishes.This will be a special gift for yourself on each birthday. (Birthday Quotes) If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I’m meant to give birth, I will. (Birthday Quotes)

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