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Birthday Quotes

For Tim Burton’s birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it! Picture Quote #1

For my sister’s 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram Picture Quote #1

This kid has more mood swings than a toddler’s birthday party Picture Quote #1

I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible Picture Quote #1

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday Picture Quote #1

Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago,

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape Picture Quote #1

Happy Birthday to someone who's too young to know why there's an

When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week Picture Quote #1

What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away Picture Quote #1

I did two things on my seventy fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army Picture Quote #1

I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me Picture Quote #1

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When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way Picture Quote #1

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! Picture Quote #1

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire ware before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed Picture Quote #1

It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution Picture Quote #1

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter Picture Quote #1

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people Picture Quote #1

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I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar Picture Quote #1

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de - humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out Picture Quote #1

You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room Picture Quote #1

You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was. You know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world. A very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us Picture Quote #1

I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he's made of sugar Picture Quote #1

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday Picture Quote #1

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The good Lord sees your heart, not the braid on your jacket, before Him we are all in our birthday suits, generals and common men alike Picture Quote #1

Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future Picture Quote #1

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear... But yours gives most; for mine did only lend me to the world; yours gave to me a friend Picture Quote #1

On your birthday thank your parents and celebrate with them. They are the reason you are here and it is their day too Picture Quote #1

Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world Picture Quote #1

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff Picture Quote #1

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For Tim Burton’s birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it! (Birthday Quotes) For my sister’s 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram (Birthday Quotes) This kid has more mood swings than a toddler’s birthday party (Birthday Quotes) I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible (Birthday Quotes) Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday (Birthday Quotes) Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago," has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday (Birthday Quotes) The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape (Birthday Quotes) Happy Birthday to someone who's too young to know why there's an "e" in front of "ecard." (Birthday Quotes) When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week (Birthday Quotes) What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away (Birthday Quotes) I did two things on my seventy fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army (Birthday Quotes) I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me (Birthday Quotes) When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way (Birthday Quotes) Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! (Birthday Quotes) If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire ware before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed (Birthday Quotes) It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution (Birthday Quotes) Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter (Birthday Quotes) It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people (Birthday Quotes) I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar (Birthday Quotes) For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de - humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out (Birthday Quotes) You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room (Birthday Quotes) You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was. You know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world. A very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us (Birthday Quotes) I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he's made of sugar (Birthday Quotes) A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday (Birthday Quotes) The good Lord sees your heart, not the braid on your jacket, before Him we are all in our birthday suits, generals and common men alike (Birthday Quotes) Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future (Birthday Quotes) Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear... But yours gives most; for mine did only lend me to the world; yours gave to me a friend (Birthday Quotes) On your birthday thank your parents and celebrate with them. They are the reason you are here and it is their day too (Birthday Quotes) Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world (Birthday Quotes) I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff (Birthday Quotes)

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