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Birthday Wife Quotes

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday  (Birthday Wife Quotes) I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife’s grave. Then I joined the army  (Birthday Wife Quotes) On every birthday, I ask my wife, ‘What would you like this year?’ and her instant reply is, ‘Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!’ I’m always living in hope that one day she’ll say she just wants me!  (Birthday Wife Quotes) If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine’s Day.  (Birthday Wife Quotes) With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.  (Birthday Wife Quotes) I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say ‘I do’ and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom’s birthday.  (Birthday Wife Quotes) It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years.  (Birthday Wife Quotes) The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.  (Birthday Wife Quotes)