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Blender Quotes

I was born in a blender Picture Quote #1

All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair Picture Quote #1

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender Picture Quote #1

Stealing drugs, selling drugs, buying clothes, renting luxury cars, taking clothes back, ordering blender drinks, this isn’t what I’d call Real Life, not by a long shot Picture Quote #1

Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador tenth that I valued most Picture Quote #1

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it Picture Quote #1

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Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for Picture Quote #1

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender Picture Quote #1

Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background Picture Quote #1

Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you’re in is like trying to organize your monthly bills by throwing them into a blender Picture Quote #1

You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody’s home Picture Quote #1

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for Picture Quote #1

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We’re stunned by the diversity of rocks. This stuff looks like it was put into a blender Picture Quote #1

A food processor, or even one of those small bowls that fit on a stick blender, is a real treasure. No, that’s not an overstatement Picture Quote #1

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender Picture Quote #1

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I was born in a blender (Blender Quotes) All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair (Blender Quotes) Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender (Blender Quotes) Stealing drugs, selling drugs, buying clothes, renting luxury cars, taking clothes back, ordering blender drinks, this isn’t what I’d call Real Life, not by a long shot. (Blender Quotes) Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador tenth that I valued most (Blender Quotes) A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it (Blender Quotes) Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for (Blender Quotes) Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender (Blender Quotes) Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background (Blender Quotes) Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you’re in is like trying to organize your monthly bills by throwing them into a blender (Blender Quotes) You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody’s home (Blender Quotes) Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for (Blender Quotes) We’re stunned by the diversity of rocks. This stuff looks like it was put into a blender (Blender Quotes) A food processor, or even one of those small bowls that fit on a stick blender, is a real treasure. No, that’s not an overstatement. (Blender Quotes) Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender. (Blender Quotes)