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Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I’m stunned when I hear about friends’ children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don’t like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It’s just indiscriminate sexual relating. It’s just the isolated things  (Blow Job Quotes) Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs  (Blow Job Quotes) I’ve given guys blow jobs just because I’ve run out of things to talk about.’ Oh, Rae. Who hasn’t  (Blow Job Quotes) My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, ‘Excuse me, I’m trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling down the alley while you’re giving blow jobs to transsexuals?’  (Blow Job Quotes) My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short - and don’t quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise - I believe blow jobs prevent war  (Blow Job Quotes) In the Bengali language, there’s not a real word for blow job. They call it doing the ice cream.  (Blow Job Quotes) My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.  (Blow Job Quotes) I haven’t had sex in two and a half years. A guy I met in San Francisco gave me a sympathy blow job. It didn’t really work. I said, You’re just doing this ‘cause you feel sorry for me. We stopped in the middle.  (Blow Job Quotes) As long as you don’t think he’s just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he’s still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.  (Blow Job Quotes) I feel like rumors get crazy and people blow up the whole internet with news. I feel like, once you’re doing a job, you shouldn’t talk about it.  (Blow Job Quotes) Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job  (Blow Job Quotes) Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants  (Blow Job Quotes) Politicians are like weather vanes. Our job is to make the wind blow  (Blow Job Quotes) I don’t ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs  (Blow Job Quotes)