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Bo Burnham Quotes

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist Picture Quote #1

All you God damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls Picture Quote #1

Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on Picture Quote #1

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that Picture Quote #1

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot Picture Quote #1

Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively Picture Quote #1

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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me Picture Quote #1

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person Picture Quote #1

You guys like impressions? Why? Picture Quote #1

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome Picture Quote #1

I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun Picture Quote #1

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book Picture Quote #1

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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy Picture Quote #1

Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine Picture Quote #1

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke... tumors Picture Quote #1

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed Picture Quote #1

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names Picture Quote #1

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity Picture Quote #1

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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage Picture Quote #1

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they’re listening to Picture Quote #1

I just like to write and then perform Picture Quote #1

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college Picture Quote #1

When life gets you down, make a comforter! Picture Quote #1

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no Picture Quote #1

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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist (Bo Burnham Quotes) All you God damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls (Bo Burnham Quotes) Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on (Bo Burnham Quotes) If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that (Bo Burnham Quotes) Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot (Bo Burnham Quotes) Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively (Bo Burnham Quotes) I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me (Bo Burnham Quotes) Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person (Bo Burnham Quotes) You guys like impressions? Why? (Bo Burnham Quotes) I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome (Bo Burnham Quotes) I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun (Bo Burnham Quotes) Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book (Bo Burnham Quotes) What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy (Bo Burnham Quotes) Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine (Bo Burnham Quotes) Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke... tumors (Bo Burnham Quotes) When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed (Bo Burnham Quotes) What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names (Bo Burnham Quotes) I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity (Bo Burnham Quotes) How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage (Bo Burnham Quotes) I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they’re listening to (Bo Burnham Quotes) I just like to write and then perform (Bo Burnham Quotes) I chose to do comedy instead of going to college (Bo Burnham Quotes) When life gets you down, make a comforter! (Bo Burnham Quotes) If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no (Bo Burnham Quotes)