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Bo Burnham Quotes

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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome  (Bo Burnham Quotes) You guys like impressions? Why?  (Bo Burnham Quotes) Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively  (Bo Burnham Quotes) What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy  (Bo Burnham Quotes) What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names  (Bo Burnham Quotes) When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed  (Bo Burnham Quotes) If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no  (Bo Burnham Quotes) When life gets you down, make a comforter!  (Bo Burnham Quotes) I chose to do comedy instead of going to college  (Bo Burnham Quotes) I just like to write and then perform  (Bo Burnham Quotes) I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they’re listening to  (Bo Burnham Quotes) How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage  (Bo Burnham Quotes) I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity  (Bo Burnham Quotes)