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Bo Burnham Quotes

All you God damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls Picture Quote #1

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me Picture Quote #1

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person Picture Quote #1

You guys like impressions? Why? Picture Quote #1

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome Picture Quote #1

I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun Picture Quote #1

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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book Picture Quote #1

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist Picture Quote #1

Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively Picture Quote #1

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot Picture Quote #1

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that Picture Quote #1

Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting Picture Quote #1

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats Picture Quote #1

For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, ‘This crazy thing happened to me the other day.’ And he’s in front of 3000 people, and he’s acting like an everyman, and he’s getting paid so much money Picture Quote #1

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool Picture Quote #1

Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy Picture Quote #1

People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy Picture Quote #1

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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much Picture Quote #1

I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about Picture Quote #1

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it Picture Quote #1

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage Picture Quote #1

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people Picture Quote #1

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it Picture Quote #1

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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc Picture Quote #1

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went Picture Quote #1

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame Picture Quote #1

I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike Picture Quote #1

My whole family thinks I’m gay, I guess it’s always been that way. Maybe it’s ‘cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys Picture Quote #1

What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr Picture Quote #1

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All you God damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls (Bo Burnham Quotes) I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me (Bo Burnham Quotes) Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person (Bo Burnham Quotes) You guys like impressions? Why? (Bo Burnham Quotes) I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome (Bo Burnham Quotes) I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun (Bo Burnham Quotes) Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book (Bo Burnham Quotes) Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist (Bo Burnham Quotes) Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively (Bo Burnham Quotes) Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot (Bo Burnham Quotes) If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that (Bo Burnham Quotes) Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on (Bo Burnham Quotes) Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting (Bo Burnham Quotes) Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats. (Bo Burnham Quotes) For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, ‘This crazy thing happened to me the other day.’ And he’s in front of 3000 people, and he’s acting like an everyman, and he’s getting paid so much money. (Bo Burnham Quotes) In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool (Bo Burnham Quotes) Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy. (Bo Burnham Quotes) People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. (Bo Burnham Quotes) When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much (Bo Burnham Quotes) I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about (Bo Burnham Quotes) Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it (Bo Burnham Quotes) How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. (Bo Burnham Quotes) I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people (Bo Burnham Quotes) I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it (Bo Burnham Quotes) We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc. (Bo Burnham Quotes) I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went. (Bo Burnham Quotes) I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame (Bo Burnham Quotes) I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike (Bo Burnham Quotes) My whole family thinks I’m gay, I guess it’s always been that way. Maybe it’s ‘cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys (Bo Burnham Quotes) What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr (Bo Burnham Quotes)

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