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Bo Burnham Quotes

I’ve always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people Picture Quote #1

At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I’m also open to the fact that maybe it’s just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time Picture Quote #1

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, ‘Well, one day I’ll be able to put all the music away and become a real comedian.’ But then I realized there are amazing musical comedians out there, that musical comedy is probably something I’ll always want to pursue Picture Quote #1

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition Picture Quote #1

I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face Picture Quote #1

I try and write satire that’s well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can’t be completely clear, and that’s what makes it comedy Picture Quote #1

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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic Picture Quote #1

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate Picture Quote #1

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed Picture Quote #1

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names Picture Quote #1

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke... tumors Picture Quote #1

What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy Picture Quote #1

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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine Picture Quote #1

What’s important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise Picture Quote #1

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats Picture Quote #1

We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc Picture Quote #1

Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change? Picture Quote #1

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity Picture Quote #1

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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage Picture Quote #1

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they’re listening to Picture Quote #1

I just like to write and then perform Picture Quote #1

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no Picture Quote #1

When life gets you down, make a comforter! Picture Quote #1

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college Picture Quote #1

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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own Picture Quote #1

I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you Picture Quote #1

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t Picture Quote #1

I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically? Picture Quote #1

Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy Picture Quote #1

I’ve found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. (Bo Burnham Quotes) At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I’m also open to the fact that maybe it’s just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time. (Bo Burnham Quotes) At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, ‘Well, one day I’ll be able to put all the music away and become a real comedian.’ But then I realized there are amazing musical comedians out there, that musical comedy is probably something I’ll always want to pursue. (Bo Burnham Quotes) My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition. (Bo Burnham Quotes) I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. (Bo Burnham Quotes) I try and write satire that’s well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can’t be completely clear, and that’s what makes it comedy. (Bo Burnham Quotes) I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic. (Bo Burnham Quotes) Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate (Bo Burnham Quotes) When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed (Bo Burnham Quotes) What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names (Bo Burnham Quotes) Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke... tumors (Bo Burnham Quotes) What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy (Bo Burnham Quotes) Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine (Bo Burnham Quotes) What’s important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise (Bo Burnham Quotes) Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats (Bo Burnham Quotes) We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc (Bo Burnham Quotes) Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change? (Bo Burnham Quotes) I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity (Bo Burnham Quotes) How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage (Bo Burnham Quotes) I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they’re listening to (Bo Burnham Quotes) I just like to write and then perform (Bo Burnham Quotes) If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no (Bo Burnham Quotes) When life gets you down, make a comforter! (Bo Burnham Quotes) I chose to do comedy instead of going to college (Bo Burnham Quotes) Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own (Bo Burnham Quotes) I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you (Bo Burnham Quotes) Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t (Bo Burnham Quotes) I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically? (Bo Burnham Quotes) Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy (Bo Burnham Quotes) I’ve found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience (Bo Burnham Quotes)

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