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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it (Bob Hope Quotes)
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast (Bob Hope Quotes)
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued (Bob Hope Quotes)
Your ignorance cramps my conversation (Bob Hope Quotes)
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one (Bob Hope Quotes)
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers (Bob Hope Quotes)
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage. (Bob Hope Quotes)
I’ll be like Bob Hope, touring when I’m 100 (Bob Hope Quotes)
I wanted to meet Bob Hope, and I got to know him pretty well (Bob Hope Quotes)
I’m from Los Angeles... I don’t trust any air I can’t see. (Bob Hope Quotes)
When you get over 95, every day is your day (Bob Hope Quotes)
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (Bob Hope Quotes)
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake (Bob Hope Quotes)
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong (Bob Hope Quotes)
I have too much money invested in sweaters (Bob Hope Quotes)
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it (Bob Hope Quotes)
You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that (Bob Hope Quotes)
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score (Bob Hope Quotes)
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live (Bob Hope Quotes)
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right (Bob Hope Quotes)
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters (Bob Hope Quotes)
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type (Bob Hope Quotes)
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150 (Bob Hope Quotes)
I tell jokes to pay my green fees (Bob Hope Quotes)
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time (Bob Hope Quotes)
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green (Bob Hope Quotes)
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage (Bob Hope Quotes)
It gave dirty politics a bad name (Bob Hope Quotes)
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career (Bob Hope Quotes)
Please don’t stand up on my account (Bob Hope Quotes)