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Bob Hope Quotes

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing Picture Quote #1

Lots of travel, away from home Picture Quote #1

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy Picture Quote #1

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing! Picture Quote #1

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole Picture Quote #1

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them Picture Quote #1

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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six Picture Quote #1

I can still chase women, only downhill Picture Quote #1

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness Picture Quote #1

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother Picture Quote #1

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful Picture Quote #1

You know how I came up with the name ‘Road to the Super Bowl?’ It’s an homage to the old Bob Hope - Bing Crosby buddy movies - you know, like ‘Road to Zanzibar’ or ‘Road to Morocco.’ Can you tell? All I’ve done my whole life is go to movies Picture Quote #1

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I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It’s Brooke Shields Picture Quote #1

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom Picture Quote #1

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty Picture Quote #1

I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar! Picture Quote #1

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off Picture Quote #1

Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know Picture Quote #1

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Every summer, my grandparents would rent a house on Balboa Island. They had the house next to Bob Hope’s. I’ve been going down there all my life, to that whole area Picture Quote #1

I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh Picture Quote #1

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? Picture Quote #1

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream Picture Quote #1

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division Picture Quote #1

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he’s lost it. The string came off! Picture Quote #1

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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money Picture Quote #1

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes Picture Quote #1

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital Picture Quote #1

We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf Picture Quote #1

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark Picture Quote #1

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot Picture Quote #1

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It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing (Bob Hope Quotes) Lots of travel, away from home (Bob Hope Quotes) Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy (Bob Hope Quotes) Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing! (Bob Hope Quotes) Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole (Bob Hope Quotes) I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them (Bob Hope Quotes) I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six (Bob Hope Quotes) I can still chase women, only downhill (Bob Hope Quotes) When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness (Bob Hope Quotes) Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother (Bob Hope Quotes) I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful (Bob Hope Quotes) You know how I came up with the name ‘Road to the Super Bowl?’ It’s an homage to the old Bob Hope - Bing Crosby buddy movies - you know, like ‘Road to Zanzibar’ or ‘Road to Morocco.’ Can you tell? All I’ve done my whole life is go to movies (Bob Hope Quotes) I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It’s Brooke Shields (Bob Hope Quotes) I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom (Bob Hope Quotes) I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty (Bob Hope Quotes) I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar! (Bob Hope Quotes) The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off (Bob Hope Quotes) Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know (Bob Hope Quotes) Every summer, my grandparents would rent a house on Balboa Island. They had the house next to Bob Hope’s. I’ve been going down there all my life, to that whole area (Bob Hope Quotes) I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh (Bob Hope Quotes) My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? (Bob Hope Quotes) A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream (Bob Hope Quotes) It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division (Bob Hope Quotes) My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he’s lost it. The string came off! (Bob Hope Quotes) Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money (Bob Hope Quotes) President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes (Bob Hope Quotes) Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital (Bob Hope Quotes) We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf (Bob Hope Quotes) The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark (Bob Hope Quotes) We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot (Bob Hope Quotes)

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