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Bob Hope Quotes

Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in Picture Quote #1

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy Picture Quote #1

Songwriting is like fishing in a stream; you put in your line and hope to catch something. And I don’t think anyone downstream from Bob Dylan ever caught anything Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing Picture Quote #1

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? Picture Quote #1

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president? We had Bob Hope. We had Johnny Cash. Think about where we are today. We have got President Obama. But we have no hope and we have no cash Picture Quote #1

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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas Picture Quote #1

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table Picture Quote #1

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason Picture Quote #1

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade Picture Quote #1

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people Picture Quote #1

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair Picture Quote #1

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Eisenhower admitted that the budget can’t be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don’t know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn Picture Quote #1

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses? Picture Quote #1

Some people put us down. But I still haven’t heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! Picture Quote #1

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease Picture Quote #1

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far Picture Quote #1

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons Picture Quote #1

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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better Picture Quote #1

It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead Picture Quote #1

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me Picture Quote #1

Following his doctor’s orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He’s leaving out the water Picture Quote #1

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn’t be surprised if their wrestling was on the level Picture Quote #1

Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America Picture Quote #1

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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members Picture Quote #1

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it’s off the tee Picture Quote #1

Bob Hope was an entertainment colossus, shrewd and influential well beyond show business. Richard Zoglin’s biography captures it all--the public and private Hope Picture Quote #1

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents Picture Quote #1

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete Picture Quote #1

I do benefits for all religions - I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality Picture Quote #1

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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in (Bob Hope Quotes) It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy (Bob Hope Quotes) Songwriting is like fishing in a stream; you put in your line and hope to catch something. And I don’t think anyone downstream from Bob Dylan ever caught anything (Bob Hope Quotes) I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing (Bob Hope Quotes) Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? (Bob Hope Quotes) Remember when Ronald Reagan was president? We had Bob Hope. We had Johnny Cash. Think about where we are today. We have got President Obama. But we have no hope and we have no cash (Bob Hope Quotes) Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas (Bob Hope Quotes) A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table (Bob Hope Quotes) Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason (Bob Hope Quotes) My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade (Bob Hope Quotes) Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people (Bob Hope Quotes) I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair (Bob Hope Quotes) Eisenhower admitted that the budget can’t be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don’t know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn (Bob Hope Quotes) Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses? (Bob Hope Quotes) Some people put us down. But I still haven’t heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! (Bob Hope Quotes) All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease (Bob Hope Quotes) I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far (Bob Hope Quotes) I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons (Bob Hope Quotes) It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better (Bob Hope Quotes) It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead (Bob Hope Quotes) The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me (Bob Hope Quotes) Following his doctor’s orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He’s leaving out the water (Bob Hope Quotes) Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn’t be surprised if their wrestling was on the level (Bob Hope Quotes) Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America (Bob Hope Quotes) Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members (Bob Hope Quotes) Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it’s off the tee (Bob Hope Quotes) Bob Hope was an entertainment colossus, shrewd and influential well beyond show business. Richard Zoglin’s biography captures it all--the public and private Hope (Bob Hope Quotes) At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents (Bob Hope Quotes) As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete. (Bob Hope Quotes) I do benefits for all religions - I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality (Bob Hope Quotes)

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