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Bob Hope Quotes

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it? Picture Quote #1

In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did Picture Quote #1

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags Picture Quote #1

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Picture Quote #1

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap Picture Quote #1

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there Picture Quote #1

If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble Picture Quote #1

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction Picture Quote #1

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren’t penalized for being on grass Picture Quote #1

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees Picture Quote #1

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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie Picture Quote #1

Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world Picture Quote #1

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens Picture Quote #1

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink Picture Quote #1

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it Picture Quote #1

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead Picture Quote #1

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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about Picture Quote #1

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time Picture Quote #1

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top Picture Quote #1

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages Picture Quote #1

I’ve been playing golf a long time, although it’s not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur Picture Quote #1

I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else Picture Quote #1

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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support Picture Quote #1

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun Picture Quote #1

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls Picture Quote #1

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me Picture Quote #1

With today’s movies, if we took out all the bad language, we’d go back to silent films Picture Quote #1

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up Picture Quote #1

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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it? (Bob Hope Quotes) In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did (Bob Hope Quotes) Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags (Bob Hope Quotes) No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties (Bob Hope Quotes) A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? (Bob Hope Quotes) I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap (Bob Hope Quotes) If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf (Bob Hope Quotes) I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there (Bob Hope Quotes) If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble (Bob Hope Quotes) She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction (Bob Hope Quotes) Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren’t penalized for being on grass (Bob Hope Quotes) Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees (Bob Hope Quotes) I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie (Bob Hope Quotes) Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world (Bob Hope Quotes) Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens (Bob Hope Quotes) Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink (Bob Hope Quotes) I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it (Bob Hope Quotes) I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead (Bob Hope Quotes) If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about (Bob Hope Quotes) Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time (Bob Hope Quotes) The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top (Bob Hope Quotes) You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages (Bob Hope Quotes) I’ve been playing golf a long time, although it’s not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur (Bob Hope Quotes) I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else (Bob Hope Quotes) I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support (Bob Hope Quotes) My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun (Bob Hope Quotes) I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls (Bob Hope Quotes) I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me (Bob Hope Quotes) With today’s movies, if we took out all the bad language, we’d go back to silent films (Bob Hope Quotes) You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up (Bob Hope Quotes)

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