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Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes

In my first stand-up acts there wasn’t material even. You know, I’d go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it’s what interested me as a comedian Picture Quote #1

Well, I’m an uncle now ... don’t know if I’m a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil Picture Quote #1

I lost my job, well I didn’t lose it, I know where it is, there’s just some other guy doing it now Picture Quote #1

Don’t hoo, hoo, hoo me. There’s a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel Picture Quote #1

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole Picture Quote #1

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit Picture Quote #1

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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me Picture Quote #1

I can’t feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can’t feel it inside Picture Quote #1

I lost my job, well I didn’t lose it, I know where it is, there’s just some other guy doing it now Picture Quote #1

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don’t you gimme some damn chicken? Picture Quote #1

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In my first stand-up acts there wasn’t material even. You know, I’d go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it’s what interested me as a comedian (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) Well, I’m an uncle now ... don’t know if I’m a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil. (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) I lost my job, well I didn’t lose it, I know where it is, there’s just some other guy doing it now. (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) Don’t hoo, hoo, hoo me. There’s a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel. (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) I can’t feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can’t feel it inside (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) I lost my job, well I didn’t lose it, I know where it is, there’s just some other guy doing it now (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes) Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don’t you gimme some damn chicken? (Bobcat Goldthwait Quotes)