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Bowel Movement Quotes

First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me Picture Quote #1

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement Picture Quote #1

Testing stools for C. diff in patients after they have finished their Flagyl or Vanco for 10 days and after their bowel movements have returned to normal (that is, formed and not watery) is a waste of time and money, and is not helpful to the doctor or patient Picture Quote #1

I respect so much the work that so many women do but that’s just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day Picture Quote #1

I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God could not move nor eat bread Picture Quote #1

There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer Picture Quote #1

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To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she’s a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement Picture Quote #1

Please do not say magic like you are discussing a bowel movement... Humanity expects the lights, so they are provided Picture Quote #1

Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements Picture Quote #1

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak Picture Quote #1

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas Picture Quote #1

Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement Picture Quote #1

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The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement Picture Quote #1

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak Picture Quote #1

There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer Picture Quote #1

Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements Picture Quote #1

I’d like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general’s bowel movements or their colonel’s piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country Picture Quote #1

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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me (Bowel Movement Quotes) To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement (Bowel Movement Quotes) Testing stools for C. diff in patients after they have finished their Flagyl or Vanco for 10 days and after their bowel movements have returned to normal (that is, formed and not watery) is a waste of time and money, and is not helpful to the doctor or patient. (Bowel Movement Quotes) I respect so much the work that so many women do but that’s just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day. (Bowel Movement Quotes) I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God could not move nor eat bread. (Bowel Movement Quotes) There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. (Bowel Movement Quotes) To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she’s a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement. (Bowel Movement Quotes) Please do not say magic like you are discussing a bowel movement... Humanity expects the lights, so they are provided. (Bowel Movement Quotes) Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. (Bowel Movement Quotes) When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. (Bowel Movement Quotes) Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas (Bowel Movement Quotes) Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement (Bowel Movement Quotes) The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement (Bowel Movement Quotes) When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak (Bowel Movement Quotes) There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer (Bowel Movement Quotes) Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements (Bowel Movement Quotes) I’d like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general’s bowel movements or their colonel’s piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country (Bowel Movement Quotes)