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Bowel Movements Quotes

First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me Picture Quote #1

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement Picture Quote #1

Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement Picture Quote #1

When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it, even if it meant just sitting on my piano bench, staring into space and thinking about it. It’s about keeping it regular, like your bowel movements - let’s get real: it’s your bodily artistic movements! It comes from the same place Picture Quote #1

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas Picture Quote #1

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak Picture Quote #1

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Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements Picture Quote #1

There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer Picture Quote #1

I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God could not move nor eat bread Picture Quote #1

I respect so much the work that so many women do but that’s just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day Picture Quote #1

I’d like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general’s bowel movements or their colonel’s piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country Picture Quote #1

How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Picture Quote #1

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I’d like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general’s bowel movements or their colonel’s piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country Picture Quote #1

Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements Picture Quote #1

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak Picture Quote #1

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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me (Bowel Movements Quotes) The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement (Bowel Movements Quotes) Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement (Bowel Movements Quotes) When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it, even if it meant just sitting on my piano bench, staring into space and thinking about it. It’s about keeping it regular, like your bowel movements - let’s get real: it’s your bodily artistic movements! It comes from the same place (Bowel Movements Quotes) Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas (Bowel Movements Quotes) When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. (Bowel Movements Quotes) Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. (Bowel Movements Quotes) There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. (Bowel Movements Quotes) I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God could not move nor eat bread. (Bowel Movements Quotes) I respect so much the work that so many women do but that’s just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day. (Bowel Movements Quotes) I’d like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general’s bowel movements or their colonel’s piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country. (Bowel Movements Quotes) How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? (Bowel Movements Quotes) I’d like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general’s bowel movements or their colonel’s piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country (Bowel Movements Quotes) Some women marry houses. It’s another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements (Bowel Movements Quotes) When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak (Bowel Movements Quotes)