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Boyfriends Ex Quotes

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count Picture Quote #1

I mean everybody’s got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody’s got baggage Picture Quote #1

Me: just don’t ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he’s carrying around an axe. mom:... me: I’m kidding about the axe part Picture Quote #1

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don’t write a song about it. They don’t deserve it! Picture Quote #1

Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure Picture Quote #1

One of my mother’s friends said to me, ‘Your ex-boyfriends didn’t stand a chance with you and your mother.’ And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends Picture Quote #1

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I think a beautiful quality that’s a biological, hormonal imperative for women, whether they have children or not, is that we’re built to be empathic. For me, it was finally being maternal in an appropriate way instead of trying to mommy ex-boyfriends Picture Quote #1

My ex-boyfriend said, ‘You have a better chance of getting elected to Congress than getting on the staff of a television show.’ Which was the perfect thing for him to say, because my entire career is, ‘Well, screw you.’ And we broke up Picture Quote #1

It’s a mood record. Like one night you’re going to be down in the dumps depressed because you’re thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you’re gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you’re saying to yourself ‘God I’m in love.’ Picture Quote #1

I’ve actually always started with what feels most natural. Which is, the people who surround me in my daily life. So, the first show I ever wrote, which is called ‘Surface Transit,’ was based in part on people I knew from my family. Co-workers, ex-boyfriends. All of that kind of thing Picture Quote #1

It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work out what you want from life and from a partner by showing you what you don’t. If a man is your ex, it’s better all round if he was not Mr. Right Picture Quote #1

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?Â ~ Morelli Picture Quote #1

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I’d rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, ‘What’s the problem? You’re so not sexual.’ Picture Quote #1

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I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) I mean everybody’s got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody’s got baggage (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) Me: just don’t ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he’s carrying around an axe. mom:... me: I’m kidding about the axe part (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don’t write a song about it. They don’t deserve it! (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) One of my mother’s friends said to me, ‘Your ex-boyfriends didn’t stand a chance with you and your mother.’ And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) I think a beautiful quality that’s a biological, hormonal imperative for women, whether they have children or not, is that we’re built to be empathic. For me, it was finally being maternal in an appropriate way instead of trying to mommy ex-boyfriends. (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) My ex-boyfriend said, ‘You have a better chance of getting elected to Congress than getting on the staff of a television show.’ Which was the perfect thing for him to say, because my entire career is, ‘Well, screw you.’ And we broke up. (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) It’s a mood record. Like one night you’re going to be down in the dumps depressed because you’re thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you’re gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you’re saying to yourself ‘God I’m in love.’ (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) I’ve actually always started with what feels most natural. Which is, the people who surround me in my daily life. So, the first show I ever wrote, which is called ‘Surface Transit,’ was based in part on people I knew from my family. Co-workers, ex-boyfriends. All of that kind of thing. (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work out what you want from life and from a partner by showing you what you don’t. If a man is your ex, it’s better all round if he was not Mr. Right. (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?Â ~ Morelli (Boyfriends Ex Quotes) I’d rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, ‘What’s the problem? You’re so not sexual.’ (Boyfriends Ex Quotes)