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Brad Wilkerson Quotes

I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria’s face is frozen in that puckered position Picture Quote #1

As an enlisted sailor, I don’t feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I’m going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains Picture Quote #1

Sure, companies say they’re sensitive to their employees’ cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose Picture Quote #1

Light up a spliff and hit the strip club Picture Quote #1

I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line Picture Quote #1

They say that dog is man’s best friend, and I think it’s true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife Picture Quote #1

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Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak Picture Quote #1

Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it’s frowned upon at the strip club Picture Quote #1

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it’s often in huge tits, too Picture Quote #1

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I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria’s face is frozen in that puckered position (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) As an enlisted sailor, I don’t feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I’m going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) Sure, companies say they’re sensitive to their employees’ cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose. (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) Light up a spliff and hit the strip club (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) They say that dog is man’s best friend, and I think it’s true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it’s frowned upon at the strip club (Brad Wilkerson Quotes) They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it’s often in huge tits, too (Brad Wilkerson Quotes)