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Brian Celio Quotes

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel Picture Quote #1

Individuality or Unity? I say there’s room for both Picture Quote #1

I’ll take a redrum with a rellik please Picture Quote #1

Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m booed a fool Picture Quote #1

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart Picture Quote #1

I wonder: when a Jehovah’s Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He’s not home? Picture Quote #1

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Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn’t kicking down the door; it’s building your own Picture Quote #1

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start ‘em off in amateur-life Picture Quote #1

True friends: only a few have ‘em, but only a few will admit that they don’t Picture Quote #1

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro - life is to start ‘em off in amateur - life Picture Quote #1

I wonder: when a Jehovah’s Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He’s not home Picture Quote #1

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to understand the work of James Joyce; james Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris Picture Quote #1

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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both Picture Quote #1

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both Picture Quote #1

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself Picture Quote #1

He has your finger, but I have your heart Picture Quote #1

Get tough: don’t work under pressure; work over pressure Picture Quote #1

Don’t hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary Picture Quote #1

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As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone Picture Quote #1

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source Picture Quote #1

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous Picture Quote #1

You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right Picture Quote #1

What’s love if not the thing you’ll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What’s hate if not the thing you’ll do anything and everything to get rid of once found? Picture Quote #1

Just because you’re upfront with someone doesn’t mean you’re an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat Picture Quote #1

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Just because you’re scarred for life doesn’t mean you should be scared to live Picture Quote #1

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever Picture Quote #1

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed? Picture Quote #1

Dear disgruntled artists: The key to success isn’t kicking down the door; it’s building your own Picture Quote #1

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Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel (Brian Celio Quotes) Individuality or Unity? I say there’s room for both (Brian Celio Quotes) I’ll take a redrum with a rellik please (Brian Celio Quotes) Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m booed a fool (Brian Celio Quotes) Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart (Brian Celio Quotes) I wonder: when a Jehovah’s Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He’s not home? (Brian Celio Quotes) Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn’t kicking down the door; it’s building your own. (Brian Celio Quotes) Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start ‘em off in amateur-life (Brian Celio Quotes) True friends: only a few have ‘em, but only a few will admit that they don’t (Brian Celio Quotes) Maybe the best way to get people to be pro - life is to start ‘em off in amateur - life (Brian Celio Quotes) I wonder: when a Jehovah’s Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He’s not home (Brian Celio Quotes) Chuck Norris doesn’t need to understand the work of James Joyce; james Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris (Brian Celio Quotes) A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both (Brian Celio Quotes) Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both (Brian Celio Quotes) The only way to get under me is to get over yourself (Brian Celio Quotes) He has your finger, but I have your heart (Brian Celio Quotes) Get tough: don’t work under pressure; work over pressure (Brian Celio Quotes) Don’t hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary (Brian Celio Quotes) As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone (Brian Celio Quotes) Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source (Brian Celio Quotes) I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous (Brian Celio Quotes) You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right (Brian Celio Quotes) What’s love if not the thing you’ll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What’s hate if not the thing you’ll do anything and everything to get rid of once found? (Brian Celio Quotes) Just because you’re upfront with someone doesn’t mean you’re an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat (Brian Celio Quotes) Just because you’re scarred for life doesn’t mean you should be scared to live (Brian Celio Quotes) I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever (Brian Celio Quotes) I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed? (Brian Celio Quotes) Dear disgruntled artists: The key to success isn’t kicking down the door; it’s building your own (Brian Celio Quotes)

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