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Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
There’s no such thing as free kittens (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there’s some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it’s the punch line to a joke (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
It’s perfectly okay if you don’t understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I’ve been issued (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
You want a story? Read ‘Gone With the Wind’. These aren’t stories. They’re joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they’ll enjoy it (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I’ve been issued. (Brian P Cleary Quotes)
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better (Brian P Cleary Quotes)