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Brian Posehn Quotes

You don’t hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam Picture Quote #1

I’ve played D Picture Quote #1

I’m doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They’re faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they’re funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing Picture Quote #1

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that’s awesome. You’re going to make a great single mom Picture Quote #1

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh Picture Quote #1

I love to visit the comic shops, and I don’t want to call myself a ‘foodie,’ because that word is just stupid, but I love diner food, and I’m a hardcore fan of ‘Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.’ Picture Quote #1

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We had our family tree done... turns out I’m a quarter gay on my father’s side Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out ‘Depeche Mode.’ Picture Quote #1

I think too much during my day-to-day life; I’m the guy who worries about everything Picture Quote #1

I love writing. It’s one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming up with ideas, and I love going home and pounding them out Picture Quote #1

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been really good at staying busy. Even while I’m working, I’m looking at what the next thing is Picture Quote #1

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My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big ‘NO’ to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They’re always like, ‘Brian, you’re really gonna dig this girl. She’s got Traci Lords’ eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer’s nose, Kim Basinger’s lips.’ Yeah, they always forget to tell me she’s also got Charlie Brown’s head Picture Quote #1

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost Picture Quote #1

Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge Picture Quote #1

Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn’t even go insane doing anything good, like going to ‘Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese Picture Quote #1

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback Picture Quote #1

I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was Detroit Rock City. I heard it in the school library, where I lived Picture Quote #1

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My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it Picture Quote #1

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You don’t hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam (Brian Posehn Quotes) I’ve played D (Brian Posehn Quotes) I’m doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They’re faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they’re funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing. (Brian Posehn Quotes) I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that’s awesome. You’re going to make a great single mom. (Brian Posehn Quotes) Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh (Brian Posehn Quotes) I love to visit the comic shops, and I don’t want to call myself a ‘foodie,’ because that word is just stupid, but I love diner food, and I’m a hardcore fan of ‘Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.’ (Brian Posehn Quotes) We had our family tree done... turns out I’m a quarter gay on my father’s side. (Brian Posehn Quotes) I don’t know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out ‘Depeche Mode.’ (Brian Posehn Quotes) I think too much during my day-to-day life; I’m the guy who worries about everything (Brian Posehn Quotes) I love writing. It’s one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming up with ideas, and I love going home and pounding them out. (Brian Posehn Quotes) As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture (Brian Posehn Quotes) I’ve always been really good at staying busy. Even while I’m working, I’m looking at what the next thing is. (Brian Posehn Quotes) My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big ‘NO’ to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They’re always like, ‘Brian, you’re really gonna dig this girl. She’s got Traci Lords’ eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer’s nose, Kim Basinger’s lips.’ Yeah, they always forget to tell me she’s also got Charlie Brown’s head. (Brian Posehn Quotes) I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost. (Brian Posehn Quotes) Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge (Brian Posehn Quotes) Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn’t even go insane doing anything good, like going to ‘Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese (Brian Posehn Quotes) I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback (Brian Posehn Quotes) I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was Detroit Rock City. I heard it in the school library, where I lived (Brian Posehn Quotes) My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me (Brian Posehn Quotes) I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it (Brian Posehn Quotes)