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Brian Regan Quotes

Hooked on Phonics worked for me Picture Quote #1

My parents didn’t know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk Picture Quote #1

I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances Picture Quote #1

I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop! Picture Quote #1

Mmmm! Lunch and no clean up!! Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT!! Picture Quote #1

You know what’s fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 ‘Just Because’ cards. They can’t even ask you why you did it Picture Quote #1

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I’m honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I’m on stage I’m not just trying to make the comedians laugh - I’m also trying to make the audience laugh. I want to make everybody laugh Picture Quote #1

Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don’t do anything personal, and other people.. everything they do is personal and they don’t do any observational stuff at all. There’s no right or wrong, it’s just that everybody picks their own approach Picture Quote #1

When you’re onstage, it’s a communication technique when you make people laugh. You’re communicating. You’re communicating with other human beings and when they laugh you know that you’re connecting. Laughing is an honest reaction and it’s something that I can trust, and I love that feeling of knowing that I connected Picture Quote #1

I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth! Picture Quote #1

Don’t let dialog about your company happen without your perspective Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny Picture Quote #1

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I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative Picture Quote #1

You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might Picture Quote #1

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That’s a nice relaxing drive. Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge Picture Quote #1

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you Picture Quote #1

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish Picture Quote #1

The big yellow one is the sun! Picture Quote #1

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Do not stand directly in front of a cannon... how true that is Picture Quote #1

I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative Picture Quote #1

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you Picture Quote #1

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it’s going to happen along the way and I’m truly honored by that Picture Quote #1

I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I’m selfish. I want everybody to laugh! Picture Quote #1

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The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I’m just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff Picture Quote #1

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container Picture Quote #1

I don’t know. I’d be a lot better off if I would’ve studied more when I was growing up, you know? Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny Picture Quote #1

I don’t take jokes from other people. It’s really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It’s not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different Picture Quote #1

You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might Picture Quote #1

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Hooked on Phonics worked for me (Brian Regan Quotes) My parents didn’t know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk. (Brian Regan Quotes) I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances (Brian Regan Quotes) I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop! (Brian Regan Quotes) Mmmm! Lunch and no clean up!! Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT!! (Brian Regan Quotes) You know what’s fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 ‘Just Because’ cards. They can’t even ask you why you did it (Brian Regan Quotes) I’m honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I’m on stage I’m not just trying to make the comedians laugh - I’m also trying to make the audience laugh. I want to make everybody laugh (Brian Regan Quotes) Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don’t do anything personal, and other people.. everything they do is personal and they don’t do any observational stuff at all. There’s no right or wrong, it’s just that everybody picks their own approach (Brian Regan Quotes) When you’re onstage, it’s a communication technique when you make people laugh. You’re communicating. You’re communicating with other human beings and when they laugh you know that you’re connecting. Laughing is an honest reaction and it’s something that I can trust, and I love that feeling of knowing that I connected (Brian Regan Quotes) I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth! (Brian Regan Quotes) Don’t let dialog about your company happen without your perspective (Brian Regan Quotes) It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny. (Brian Regan Quotes) I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative. (Brian Regan Quotes) You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might. (Brian Regan Quotes) I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That’s a nice relaxing drive. Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge. (Brian Regan Quotes) I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you. (Brian Regan Quotes) Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish. (Brian Regan Quotes) The big yellow one is the sun! (Brian Regan Quotes) Do not stand directly in front of a cannon... how true that is (Brian Regan Quotes) I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative (Brian Regan Quotes) I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you (Brian Regan Quotes) It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well (Brian Regan Quotes) I wasn’t expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it’s going to happen along the way and I’m truly honored by that (Brian Regan Quotes) I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I’m selfish. I want everybody to laugh! (Brian Regan Quotes) The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I’m just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff (Brian Regan Quotes) I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container (Brian Regan Quotes) I don’t know. I’d be a lot better off if I would’ve studied more when I was growing up, you know? (Brian Regan Quotes) It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny (Brian Regan Quotes) I don’t take jokes from other people. It’s really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It’s not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different (Brian Regan Quotes) You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might (Brian Regan Quotes)

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