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Bruce Lansky Quotes

Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off Picture Quote #1

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!’ Picture Quote #1

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’ll live long enough to shoot my age. I’m lucky to shoot my weight Picture Quote #1

Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I’d rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder Picture Quote #1

You always nag the one you love Picture Quote #1

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Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife Picture Quote #1

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied Picture Quote #1

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray Picture Quote #1

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance Picture Quote #1

Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of Picture Quote #1

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time Picture Quote #1

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The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother Picture Quote #1

I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing Picture Quote #1

I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine Picture Quote #1

What’s the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? Picture Quote #1

Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off Picture Quote #1

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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. (Bruce Lansky Quotes) When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!’ (Bruce Lansky Quotes) My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf (Bruce Lansky Quotes) I don’t think I’ll live long enough to shoot my age. I’m lucky to shoot my weight (Bruce Lansky Quotes) Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I’d rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder (Bruce Lansky Quotes) You always nag the one you love (Bruce Lansky Quotes) Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife (Bruce Lansky Quotes) On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied (Bruce Lansky Quotes) The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray (Bruce Lansky Quotes) We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance (Bruce Lansky Quotes) Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of (Bruce Lansky Quotes) My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time (Bruce Lansky Quotes) The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother (Bruce Lansky Quotes) I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing (Bruce Lansky Quotes) I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine (Bruce Lansky Quotes) What’s the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? (Bruce Lansky Quotes) Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off (Bruce Lansky Quotes)