Bulletproof Vest Quotes
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A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls (Bulletproof Vest Quotes)
Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn’t it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest? (Bulletproof Vest Quotes)