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I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny Picture Quote #1

It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it’s become good business, and God knows how long that’ll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on ‘Piers Morgan’ or on some show and I think, ‘I hope this is funny.’ Picture Quote #1

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That’s so funny Picture Quote #1

I’m just in the business of creating; creating new work inspires you to create new work. It’s kind of funny Picture Quote #1

I do see things that are funny on the net. I Googled myself the other day and found out that I was worth $250m, and that I was the highest-paid guy in show business! I wish so hard it was true. It is, of course, the complete opposite. I’m neither rich nor do I make a lot of money Picture Quote #1

What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it’s a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you’re not there Picture Quote #1

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It’s to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that’s my method Picture Quote #1

Wherever you find ‘men together’ - writing the rules, as at exclusive golf or other men’s clubs, businesses, and lodges where they wear elaborate robes and funny hats - women are kept completely outside if possible and, when grudgingly admitted, to highly restricted areas or token status Picture Quote #1

I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it’s very difficult to be funny. I think what happens is that people get a dummy, they learn the technique of ventriloquism, they memorize the script, they think they’re in show business Picture Quote #1

I know an actor who would play one type of part but could never get cast as tough. Once he got cast as tough, as a cop, he only got offered cop roles. It’s a funny business in that regard. It’s all about perception Picture Quote #1

Even in fiction, I feel rigorous honesty applies. It doesn’t apply to facts; it applies to what I think of as not telling emotional lies, which is a funny business Picture Quote #1

I love making things, like software, and films, and laughter. And working with Gus Silber, to make the Funny Business book, has been a fantastic journey Picture Quote #1

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What’s funny is I probably still have some calligraphy business cards floating out in the world, and I can’t wait for someone to call me in a month or something, and say, ‘Can you do these for my son’s Bar Mitzvah?’ Picture Quote #1

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business Picture Quote #1

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let’s face it, sex is hysterical Picture Quote #1

Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That’s the truth. The only time it’s not funny is when business gets in the way Picture Quote #1

I don’t like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over Picture Quote #1

I don’t mean to sound - I don’t want it to come out funny, but I don’t like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it Picture Quote #1

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What a sad business is being funny! Picture Quote #1

Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? Picture Quote #1

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it Picture Quote #1

Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience Picture Quote #1

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I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny (Business Funny Quotes) It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it’s become good business, and God knows how long that’ll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on ‘Piers Morgan’ or on some show and I think, ‘I hope this is funny.’ (Business Funny Quotes) I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That’s so funny. (Business Funny Quotes) I’m just in the business of creating; creating new work inspires you to create new work. It’s kind of funny. (Business Funny Quotes) I do see things that are funny on the net. I Googled myself the other day and found out that I was worth $250m, and that I was the highest-paid guy in show business! I wish so hard it was true. It is, of course, the complete opposite. I’m neither rich nor do I make a lot of money. (Business Funny Quotes) What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it’s a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you’re not there. (Business Funny Quotes) It’s to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that’s my method. (Business Funny Quotes) Wherever you find ‘men together’ - writing the rules, as at exclusive golf or other men’s clubs, businesses, and lodges where they wear elaborate robes and funny hats - women are kept completely outside if possible and, when grudgingly admitted, to highly restricted areas or token status. (Business Funny Quotes) I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it’s very difficult to be funny. I think what happens is that people get a dummy, they learn the technique of ventriloquism, they memorize the script, they think they’re in show business. (Business Funny Quotes) I know an actor who would play one type of part but could never get cast as tough. Once he got cast as tough, as a cop, he only got offered cop roles. It’s a funny business in that regard. It’s all about perception. (Business Funny Quotes) Even in fiction, I feel rigorous honesty applies. It doesn’t apply to facts; it applies to what I think of as not telling emotional lies, which is a funny business. (Business Funny Quotes) I love making things, like software, and films, and laughter. And working with Gus Silber, to make the Funny Business book, has been a fantastic journey. (Business Funny Quotes) What’s funny is I probably still have some calligraphy business cards floating out in the world, and I can’t wait for someone to call me in a month or something, and say, ‘Can you do these for my son’s Bar Mitzvah?’ (Business Funny Quotes) Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business. (Business Funny Quotes) Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let’s face it, sex is hysterical (Business Funny Quotes) Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That’s the truth. The only time it’s not funny is when business gets in the way (Business Funny Quotes) I don’t like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over (Business Funny Quotes) I don’t mean to sound - I don’t want it to come out funny, but I don’t like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it (Business Funny Quotes) What a sad business is being funny! (Business Funny Quotes) Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? (Business Funny Quotes) You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it (Business Funny Quotes) Success is a funny thing. It means different things to different people. For me, I am always pleased when people connect to our brand. It means we are executing in a manner that speaks to a wide variety of businesses (Business Funny Quotes) Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience (Business Funny Quotes)