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Butter Quotes

Q: What’s the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter Picture Quote #1

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse Picture Quote #1

The hands have to be like concrete when the horse resists and like butter when he yields Picture Quote #1

Cows given genetically modified growth hormones make more milk, but have painful swollen udders, have ulcers, joint pain, miscarriages, deformed calves, infertility, and much shorter life spans. Their milk contains blood, pus, tranquilizers, antibiotics, and an insulin growth factor that can cause a fourfold increase in prostate cancer and sevenfold rise in breast cancer. This is the milk used in our school lunch programs and served to our children. This is the milk that you buy every day. This is the milk used in all cheeses, yogurts, butter, and cream Picture Quote #1

In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5 days later. We also churned our own butter and used our phones for talking Picture Quote #1

Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want to get something out of them, otherwise you’ll come home to me with a full belly and an empty purse Picture Quote #1

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I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there Picture Quote #1

I am in a very unsettled condition, as the oyster said when they poured melted butter all over his back Picture Quote #1

He,who is appointed to,cohabit with the widow shall,approach her at night anointed with clarified butter and silent,,and beget one son, by no means a second Picture Quote #1

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow Picture Quote #1

The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that Picture Quote #1

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked Picture Quote #1

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If any of you wish to know how to have your bread fall butter side up, butter it on both sides, and then it will fall butter side up Picture Quote #1

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life Picture Quote #1

What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them Picture Quote #1

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one Picture Quote #1

Meanness inherits a set of silverware and keeps it in the bank. Economy uses it only on important occasions, for fear of loss. Thrift sets the table with it every night for pure pleasure, but counts the butter spreaders before they are put away Picture Quote #1

I have to be by myself when I write, and I never know how long it will take. It is like making butter. Sometimes it will come in a few minutes, and sometimes I have to churn away for hours Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t have a sweet tooth, but I liked butter, and I liked sauces, and I liked wine and curry and cheeses Picture Quote #1

Of course, I should have done what doctors said and walked for miles every day and not eaten great amounts of butter. But then, life is life, and if we all did what they said we should do, it would be a different world Picture Quote #1

After my hip operation, I had to cut out butter, which I loved, and salt. I no longer eat desserts with lots of cream, and I’ve cut right back on alcohol Picture Quote #1

Running a liberal paper is like feeding melted butter on the end of an awl to a wild cat Picture Quote #1

The matter of fees is important, far beyond the mere question of bread and butter involved. Properly attended to, fuller justice is done to both lawyer and client Picture Quote #1

I’ve always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter Picture Quote #1

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I never really ate greens, what I always did do was I always ate peanut butter and honey and I ate it all day. There’s not much nutritional value in that. I just love peanut butter and I love honey so I just put them together Picture Quote #1

When you breast feed your child, that breast milk that nature starts us out on has almost the same percentage of polyunsaturated, monounsaturated and saturated fat as butter. So nature clearly wanted us to have a high fat diet Picture Quote #1

All is fish that comes to the literary net. Goethe puts his joys and sorrows into poems, I turn my adventures into bread and butter Picture Quote #1

If I have a weakness, it’s probably ice cream. That’s where I get lax, sloppy. I’ll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites and put it back. Butter pecan. Only two or three bites, but it shows Picture Quote #1

Could I use some butter and cheese and eggs in my cooking without going down some kind of hippie shame spiral? Yes. Of course I could Picture Quote #1

A nutritionist has told me to have very little butter and very little spices, but I can’t live like that Picture Quote #1

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Q: What’s the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter (Butter Quotes) Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse (Butter Quotes) The hands have to be like concrete when the horse resists and like butter when he yields (Butter Quotes) Cows given genetically modified growth hormones make more milk, but have painful swollen udders, have ulcers, joint pain, miscarriages, deformed calves, infertility, and much shorter life spans. Their milk contains blood, pus, tranquilizers, antibiotics, and an insulin growth factor that can cause a fourfold increase in prostate cancer and sevenfold rise in breast cancer. This is the milk used in our school lunch programs and served to our children. This is the milk that you buy every day. This is the milk used in all cheeses, yogurts, butter, and cream (Butter Quotes) In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5 days later. We also churned our own butter and used our phones for talking (Butter Quotes) Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want to get something out of them, otherwise you’ll come home to me with a full belly and an empty purse (Butter Quotes) I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there (Butter Quotes) I am in a very unsettled condition, as the oyster said when they poured melted butter all over his back (Butter Quotes) He,who is appointed to,cohabit with the widow shall,approach her at night anointed with clarified butter and silent,,and beget one son, by no means a second (Butter Quotes) Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow (Butter Quotes) The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that (Butter Quotes) I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked (Butter Quotes) If any of you wish to know how to have your bread fall butter side up, butter it on both sides, and then it will fall butter side up (Butter Quotes) If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life (Butter Quotes) What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them (Butter Quotes) You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one (Butter Quotes) Meanness inherits a set of silverware and keeps it in the bank. Economy uses it only on important occasions, for fear of loss. Thrift sets the table with it every night for pure pleasure, but counts the butter spreaders before they are put away (Butter Quotes) I have to be by myself when I write, and I never know how long it will take. It is like making butter. Sometimes it will come in a few minutes, and sometimes I have to churn away for hours (Butter Quotes) I didn’t have a sweet tooth, but I liked butter, and I liked sauces, and I liked wine and curry and cheeses (Butter Quotes) Of course, I should have done what doctors said and walked for miles every day and not eaten great amounts of butter. But then, life is life, and if we all did what they said we should do, it would be a different world (Butter Quotes) After my hip operation, I had to cut out butter, which I loved, and salt. I no longer eat desserts with lots of cream, and I’ve cut right back on alcohol (Butter Quotes) Running a liberal paper is like feeding melted butter on the end of an awl to a wild cat (Butter Quotes) The matter of fees is important, far beyond the mere question of bread and butter involved. Properly attended to, fuller justice is done to both lawyer and client (Butter Quotes) I’ve always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter (Butter Quotes) I never really ate greens, what I always did do was I always ate peanut butter and honey and I ate it all day. There’s not much nutritional value in that. I just love peanut butter and I love honey so I just put them together (Butter Quotes) When you breast feed your child, that breast milk that nature starts us out on has almost the same percentage of polyunsaturated, monounsaturated and saturated fat as butter. So nature clearly wanted us to have a high fat diet (Butter Quotes) All is fish that comes to the literary net. Goethe puts his joys and sorrows into poems, I turn my adventures into bread and butter (Butter Quotes) If I have a weakness, it’s probably ice cream. That’s where I get lax, sloppy. I’ll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites and put it back. Butter pecan. Only two or three bites, but it shows (Butter Quotes) Could I use some butter and cheese and eggs in my cooking without going down some kind of hippie shame spiral? Yes. Of course I could (Butter Quotes) A nutritionist has told me to have very little butter and very little spices, but I can’t live like that (Butter Quotes)

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