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Cab Quotes

I get the thumbs up like I’m hailing a yellow cab Picture Quote #1

What the mind cab conceive, it can achieve Picture Quote #1

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab Picture Quote #1

Thanks for giving me cab fare home after giving me chlamydia Picture Quote #1

The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was off that night, and his replacement was the cab driver who dropped you off at the theater Picture Quote #1

Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks ‘You write anything I know?’ will recognize Picture Quote #1

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Being a cab river is not unlike being a magician--minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience Picture Quote #1

Moving to Australia was not a career move, but a quality of life issue. It has no guns, no God, and no gangster rap. As an Ethiopian cab driver said to me the other day when I was returning from a gig in Sydney, Australia is a peaceful, democratic place. I like the relatively stress free lifestyle. It’s worth the drop in income Picture Quote #1

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place Picture Quote #1

Here I am sitting in the back of a cab with Catherine Zeta-Jones who is telling me Michael Douglas has fond memories of me - it just makes me feel good as a human being Picture Quote #1

Why can’t a seven-foot guy play a doctor? Why can’t I be a teacher? Why can’t I be a football coach? Why can’t I be a cab driver? Anything. Anything else than that. I can cry. I can do those things that they think the big guys can’t do. So just give us a chance Picture Quote #1

My father worked in the Post Office. A lot of double shifts. All his friends were in the same situation - truck drivers, taxi cab drivers, grocery clerks. Blue collar guys punching the clock and working long, hard hours. The thought that sustained them was the one at the center of the American dream Picture Quote #1

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I’m a real dumb-dumb in real life. I’m just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I’ll forget things every time I leave the house Picture Quote #1

I’ve been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out from Manhattan and drive in every night Picture Quote #1

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to take my mind off the gridlock. I enjoy live-tweeting my cab rides Picture Quote #1

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place Picture Quote #1

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50 Picture Quote #1

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I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I’ll get a job as a cab driver or whatever Picture Quote #1

It’s weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn’t really feel like a party Picture Quote #1

Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks ‘You write anything I know?’ will recognize Picture Quote #1

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy! Picture Quote #1

Now this is over thirty years later and the guy said he was that cab driver. He apologized and he was serious. I felt awful. He might have been spending his whole life thinking he had jinxed me, but I told him he hadn’t. My number was up Picture Quote #1

What cancer does is, it forces you to focus, to prioritize, and you learn what’s important. I mean, I don’t sweat the small stuff. I used to get angry at cab drivers. It’s not worth it.... And when somebody says you have cancer, you realize it’s all small stuff Picture Quote #1

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Some of the best navigators in the world are London taxi cab drivers. They have to learn 25,000 streets and how to get from one to the other Picture Quote #1

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I’m the mouthpiece for the masses Picture Quote #1

When people say that entertainers should know your place, they might as well say the same thing about plumbers and teachers and cab drivers. We all should be able to express our views Picture Quote #1

Even now, he is every blue blazer getting into cab, every runner along the river,every motorcycle coming and going Picture Quote #1

I take the subway because I don’t like having someone else driving. It’s hard for me to be in a cab, because the traffic makes me feel insane. On the subway you’re getting there faster and it’s easier Picture Quote #1

Moving right alongIn search of good timesAnd good news,With good friends you can’t lose.This could become a habit.Opportunity just knocked,Let’s reach out and grab it,Together we’ll nab it,We’ll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it Picture Quote #1

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I get the thumbs up like I’m hailing a yellow cab (Cab Quotes) What the mind cab conceive, it can achieve (Cab Quotes) I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab (Cab Quotes) Thanks for giving me cab fare home after giving me chlamydia (Cab Quotes) The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was off that night, and his replacement was the cab driver who dropped you off at the theater. (Cab Quotes) Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks ‘You write anything I know?’ will recognize (Cab Quotes) Being a cab river is not unlike being a magician--minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience (Cab Quotes) Moving to Australia was not a career move, but a quality of life issue. It has no guns, no God, and no gangster rap. As an Ethiopian cab driver said to me the other day when I was returning from a gig in Sydney, Australia is a peaceful, democratic place. I like the relatively stress free lifestyle. It’s worth the drop in income (Cab Quotes) Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. (Cab Quotes) Here I am sitting in the back of a cab with Catherine Zeta-Jones who is telling me Michael Douglas has fond memories of me - it just makes me feel good as a human being. (Cab Quotes) Why can’t a seven-foot guy play a doctor? Why can’t I be a teacher? Why can’t I be a football coach? Why can’t I be a cab driver? Anything. Anything else than that. I can cry. I can do those things that they think the big guys can’t do. So just give us a chance. (Cab Quotes) My father worked in the Post Office. A lot of double shifts. All his friends were in the same situation - truck drivers, taxi cab drivers, grocery clerks. Blue collar guys punching the clock and working long, hard hours. The thought that sustained them was the one at the center of the American dream. (Cab Quotes) I’m a real dumb-dumb in real life. I’m just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I’ll forget things every time I leave the house. (Cab Quotes) I’ve been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out from Manhattan and drive in every night. (Cab Quotes) You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. (Cab Quotes) Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to take my mind off the gridlock. I enjoy live-tweeting my cab rides. (Cab Quotes) Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place (Cab Quotes) I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50 (Cab Quotes) I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I’ll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. (Cab Quotes) It’s weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn’t really feel like a party. (Cab Quotes) Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks ‘You write anything I know?’ will recognize. (Cab Quotes) I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy! (Cab Quotes) Now this is over thirty years later and the guy said he was that cab driver. He apologized and he was serious. I felt awful. He might have been spending his whole life thinking he had jinxed me, but I told him he hadn’t. My number was up. (Cab Quotes) What cancer does is, it forces you to focus, to prioritize, and you learn what’s important. I mean, I don’t sweat the small stuff. I used to get angry at cab drivers. It’s not worth it.... And when somebody says you have cancer, you realize it’s all small stuff. (Cab Quotes) Some of the best navigators in the world are London taxi cab drivers. They have to learn 25,000 streets and how to get from one to the other. (Cab Quotes) As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I’m the mouthpiece for the masses. (Cab Quotes) When people say that entertainers should know your place, they might as well say the same thing about plumbers and teachers and cab drivers. We all should be able to express our views. (Cab Quotes) Even now, he is every blue blazer getting into cab, every runner along the river,every motorcycle coming and going. (Cab Quotes) I take the subway because I don’t like having someone else driving. It’s hard for me to be in a cab, because the traffic makes me feel insane. On the subway you’re getting there faster and it’s easier. (Cab Quotes) Moving right alongIn search of good timesAnd good news,With good friends you can’t lose.This could become a habit.Opportunity just knocked,Let’s reach out and grab it,Together we’ll nab it,We’ll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it. (Cab Quotes)

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