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Cake Quotes

I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a cake or shoes or handbags, and she won’t be a threat to men Picture Quote #1

British humour is very cruel. It’s my favourite kind of humour; if it isn’t cruel and funny it doesn’t really cut the cake for me Picture Quote #1

If you were starving and had all the time in the world, would you stop eating the greatest slice of cake on earth halfway through? Then why would you quit on your dreams? Picture Quote #1

I’ve always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you Picture Quote #1

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it’s for a check. It’s not what I want to do. Comedy’s my thing. Stand up’s my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake Picture Quote #1

It’s much harder to play beloved than to play a rotten guy. Rotten guy is a piece of cake. So playing a beloved person really sets a high bar for your behavior and your acting and what you project Picture Quote #1

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Miracles don’t happen. You make them happen. They’re not wishes or dreams or candles on a cake. They’re not impossible. Reality is real. It’s totally and completely under my control Picture Quote #1

If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake Picture Quote #1

Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me Picture Quote #1

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it Picture Quote #1

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy Picture Quote #1

If you’re trying to create a company, it’s like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion Picture Quote #1

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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? Picture Quote #1

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth Picture Quote #1

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake Picture Quote #1

It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake Picture Quote #1

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake Picture Quote #1

By working only when you are most effective, life is both more productive and more enjoyable. It’s the perfect example of having your cake and eating it, too Picture Quote #1

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The area was encompassed in a bubble of warm, fragrant steam from the funnel cake deep fryers. It smelled like sweet vanilla cake batter you licked off a spoon Picture Quote #1

There’s a capacity for appetite... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can’t satisfy Picture Quote #1

She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I’d just have to counteract it later with cake Picture Quote #1

Writing’s a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won’t rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would Picture Quote #1

I think they’re going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap Picture Quote #1

I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger Picture Quote #1

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Gotta get it, even if it’s in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday Picture Quote #1

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen Picture Quote #1

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it’s pretty sincere Picture Quote #1

Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy Picture Quote #1

Do not discourage your children from hoarding, if they have a taste to it; whoever lays up his penny rather than part with it for a cake, at least is not the slave of gross appetite; and shows besides a preference always to be esteemed, of the future to the present moment Picture Quote #1

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing Picture Quote #1

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I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a cake or shoes or handbags, and she won’t be a threat to men (Cake Quotes) British humour is very cruel. It’s my favourite kind of humour; if it isn’t cruel and funny it doesn’t really cut the cake for me (Cake Quotes) If you were starving and had all the time in the world, would you stop eating the greatest slice of cake on earth halfway through? Then why would you quit on your dreams? (Cake Quotes) I’ve always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you (Cake Quotes) Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it’s for a check. It’s not what I want to do. Comedy’s my thing. Stand up’s my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake (Cake Quotes) It’s much harder to play beloved than to play a rotten guy. Rotten guy is a piece of cake. So playing a beloved person really sets a high bar for your behavior and your acting and what you project (Cake Quotes) Miracles don’t happen. You make them happen. They’re not wishes or dreams or candles on a cake. They’re not impossible. Reality is real. It’s totally and completely under my control (Cake Quotes) If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake (Cake Quotes) Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me (Cake Quotes) A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it (Cake Quotes) Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy (Cake Quotes) If you’re trying to create a company, it’s like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion (Cake Quotes) How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue... and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? (Cake Quotes) Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth (Cake Quotes) Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake (Cake Quotes) It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake (Cake Quotes) No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake (Cake Quotes) By working only when you are most effective, life is both more productive and more enjoyable. It’s the perfect example of having your cake and eating it, too (Cake Quotes) The area was encompassed in a bubble of warm, fragrant steam from the funnel cake deep fryers. It smelled like sweet vanilla cake batter you licked off a spoon (Cake Quotes) There’s a capacity for appetite... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can’t satisfy (Cake Quotes) She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I’d just have to counteract it later with cake (Cake Quotes) Writing’s a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won’t rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would (Cake Quotes) I think they’re going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap (Cake Quotes) I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger (Cake Quotes) Gotta get it, even if it’s in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday (Cake Quotes) Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen (Cake Quotes) I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it’s pretty sincere (Cake Quotes) Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy (Cake Quotes) Do not discourage your children from hoarding, if they have a taste to it; whoever lays up his penny rather than part with it for a cake, at least is not the slave of gross appetite; and shows besides a preference always to be esteemed, of the future to the present moment (Cake Quotes) Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing (Cake Quotes)

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