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Car Door Quotes

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car Picture Quote #1

You can always tell a car door, no other door sounds quite like it.(New York Blues) Picture Quote #1

I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it Picture Quote #1

I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose Picture Quote #1

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Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, my keys are in there! Picture Quote #1

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way Picture Quote #1

Kellyanne opened the car door and crawled into my bedroom. Her face was puffy and pale and fuzzed-over. She just came in and said: Ashmol, Pobby and Dingan are maybe-dead. That’s how she said it Picture Quote #1

When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time Picture Quote #1

Get wreck in the kitchen like she on the Cooking Channel, And then hide the heat in the car door... God damn, she’s a mother-to-be, ya hope for twins, Give me a whole tribe! And be as sexy as Janet was on the cover of Vibe Picture Quote #1

It isn’t unusual to see children climb into a car every morning to be ferried to the front door of a school that’s just a few blocks away Picture Quote #1

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Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip Picture Quote #1

I married a pretty famous girl, and when we drive through town there’s usually a car following us, when I walk out of my front door in Chelsea there’s six guys waiting for me Picture Quote #1

Is there some risk every day we walk out our front door? Every time we get in our car? Yeah. Are we materially less safe now than we were 10 years ago? Whatever delta there is, it’s very small Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid in Nebraska, a cantankerous farmer, known for plinking with his 22 at passing cars in which he perceived enemies, ingeniously rigged up a shotgun in his house, trained on the inside of his front door so as to widely distribute any intruder Picture Quote #1

I think we’re getting to the point where everyone’s getting fat and everyone’s getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can’t walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps Picture Quote #1

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Theater in New York is nearer to the street. In London, you have to go deep into the building, usually, to reach the place where theater happens. On Broadway, only the fire doors separate you from the sidewalk, and you’re lucky if the sound of a police car doesn’t rip the envelope twice a night Picture Quote #1

When I go to Indian reservations in the West, and especially to the Pine Ridge Reservation, I sometimes feel unsure where to put my foot when I open the car door. The very ground is different from where I usually stand. There are fewer curbs, fewer sidewalks, and almost no street signs, mailboxes, or leashed dogs Picture Quote #1

When you live in a safe place like Monte Carlo, you can walk home at any time of the night and you don’t have to worry. I don’t feel at risk there. If I drive myself, I can leave the car doors unlocked Picture Quote #1

My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline - she always says, ‘Mummy, keep the door open,’ when I’m filling up the car. I’ve heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world - maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance! Picture Quote #1

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean ‘em inside and outside. I’m very touchy about cars. I don’t want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean? Picture Quote #1

When you get into your car, shut the door and be there for just half a minute. Breathe, feel the energy inside your body, look around at the sky, the trees. The mind might tell you, ‘I don’t have time.’ But that’s the mind talking to you. Even the busiest person has time for 30 seconds of space Picture Quote #1

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Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it’s a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy Picture Quote #1

I walked out the wrong car door and started walking into the crowd, An interviewer said, ‘Give your best horror scream,’ and Stan did this great scream, and I was too much of a wimp to do one. It was pathetic! Picture Quote #1

I’m absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It’s like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it’s like you’re climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head Picture Quote #1

My first car was in 2006 when I got on my first TV show - a BMW 328i2 four-door sedan in slate grey. That was a great day, that was Picture Quote #1

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I’ve got some standards Picture Quote #1

Get a feel for fur: Slam your fingers in a car door Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car (Car Door Quotes) You can always tell a car door, no other door sounds quite like it.(New York Blues) (Car Door Quotes) I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour. (Car Door Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. (Car Door Quotes) I don’t know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it. (Car Door Quotes) I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose. (Car Door Quotes) Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, my keys are in there! (Car Door Quotes) When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Car Door Quotes) Kellyanne opened the car door and crawled into my bedroom. Her face was puffy and pale and fuzzed-over. She just came in and said: Ashmol, Pobby and Dingan are maybe-dead. That’s how she said it. (Car Door Quotes) When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time. (Car Door Quotes) Get wreck in the kitchen like she on the Cooking Channel, And then hide the heat in the car door... God damn, she’s a mother-to-be, ya hope for twins, Give me a whole tribe! And be as sexy as Janet was on the cover of Vibe. (Car Door Quotes) It isn’t unusual to see children climb into a car every morning to be ferried to the front door of a school that’s just a few blocks away. (Car Door Quotes) Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip. (Car Door Quotes) I married a pretty famous girl, and when we drive through town there’s usually a car following us, when I walk out of my front door in Chelsea there’s six guys waiting for me. (Car Door Quotes) With a brand - and I respect Porsche - but the Ferrari brand is more exclusive... We never do SUVs, we never do four doors, and we never exceed 7,000 cars per year. And 7,000 means 7,000. (Car Door Quotes) Is there some risk every day we walk out our front door? Every time we get in our car? Yeah. Are we materially less safe now than we were 10 years ago? Whatever delta there is, it’s very small. (Car Door Quotes) When I was a kid in Nebraska, a cantankerous farmer, known for plinking with his 22 at passing cars in which he perceived enemies, ingeniously rigged up a shotgun in his house, trained on the inside of his front door so as to widely distribute any intruder. (Car Door Quotes) I think we’re getting to the point where everyone’s getting fat and everyone’s getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can’t walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. (Car Door Quotes) Theater in New York is nearer to the street. In London, you have to go deep into the building, usually, to reach the place where theater happens. On Broadway, only the fire doors separate you from the sidewalk, and you’re lucky if the sound of a police car doesn’t rip the envelope twice a night. (Car Door Quotes) When I go to Indian reservations in the West, and especially to the Pine Ridge Reservation, I sometimes feel unsure where to put my foot when I open the car door. The very ground is different from where I usually stand. There are fewer curbs, fewer sidewalks, and almost no street signs, mailboxes, or leashed dogs. (Car Door Quotes) When you live in a safe place like Monte Carlo, you can walk home at any time of the night and you don’t have to worry. I don’t feel at risk there. If I drive myself, I can leave the car doors unlocked. (Car Door Quotes) My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline - she always says, ‘Mummy, keep the door open,’ when I’m filling up the car. I’ve heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world - maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance! (Car Door Quotes) I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean ‘em inside and outside. I’m very touchy about cars. I don’t want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean? (Car Door Quotes) When you get into your car, shut the door and be there for just half a minute. Breathe, feel the energy inside your body, look around at the sky, the trees. The mind might tell you, ‘I don’t have time.’ But that’s the mind talking to you. Even the busiest person has time for 30 seconds of space (Car Door Quotes) Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it’s a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy (Car Door Quotes) I walked out the wrong car door and started walking into the crowd, An interviewer said, ‘Give your best horror scream,’ and Stan did this great scream, and I was too much of a wimp to do one. It was pathetic! (Car Door Quotes) I’m absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It’s like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it’s like you’re climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head (Car Door Quotes) My first car was in 2006 when I got on my first TV show - a BMW 328i2 four-door sedan in slate grey. That was a great day, that was (Car Door Quotes) I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I’ve got some standards. (Car Door Quotes) Get a feel for fur: Slam your fingers in a car door (Car Door Quotes)

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