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Never lend your car keys to someone you gave birth to (Car Keys Quotes)
I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride (Car Keys Quotes)
Parents giving the keys to the car act as if they are giving the keys to the kingdom (Car Keys Quotes)
I firmly believe kids don’t want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you’re in big trouble. (Car Keys Quotes)
There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys. (Car Keys Quotes)
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. (Car Keys Quotes)
I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet. (Car Keys Quotes)
How much smaller the large places are once we’re grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards. (Car Keys Quotes)
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out. (Car Keys Quotes)
Our children will outwit us if they want; for when it comes to technology, they hold the higher ground. Unlike other tools passed carefully and ceremonially from one generation to the next - the sharp scissors, the car keys - this is one they understand better than we do. (Car Keys Quotes)
The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver’s permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one’s car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power. (Car Keys Quotes)
I can’t find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. ‘Where’s my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person.’ (Car Keys Quotes)
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. (Car Keys Quotes)
My worst habit is probably that I’m extremely messy. I’m a big scatter-brain - I’m always losing my car keys, or worse, forgetting where I parked my car in the car park. (Car Keys Quotes)
I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that’s sometimes a problem. (Car Keys Quotes)
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. (Car Keys Quotes)
I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride (Car Keys Quotes)
When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them (Car Keys Quotes)
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger (Car Keys Quotes)
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys (Car Keys Quotes)
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys (Car Keys Quotes)
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years (Car Keys Quotes)
I can’t find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. “Where’s my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person.” (Car Keys Quotes)
There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys (Car Keys Quotes)
The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver’s permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one’s car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power (Car Keys Quotes)
I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines (Car Keys Quotes)
I firmly believe kids don’t want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you’re in big trouble (Car Keys Quotes)
Science is wonderful at explaining what science is wonderful at explaining, but beyond that it tends to look for its car keys where the light is good (Car Keys Quotes)
How much smaller the large places are once we’re grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards (Car Keys Quotes)
I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that’s sometimes a problem (Car Keys Quotes)
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