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Car Rental Quotes

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels Picture Quote #1

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you? Picture Quote #1

I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around Picture Quote #1

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that’s been driven that hard by that many people, you really don’t want to put your key in it Picture Quote #1

I’ve heard Braggadocio about excess baggage charges, multiple unused hotel rooms, and rental cars held unused for long periods of time, which makes me lose respect for certain photographers. Sometimes it’s worth it to spend money on a good idea, but wasting money makes me ill Picture Quote #1

My dad and I are very different people. For example, he’s been stabbed; I’m afraid of bugs. He’s a mechanic; I once had to exchange a broken rental car because I didn’t realize I was driving around with the parking brake on. I could keep going, but you get it Picture Quote #1

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Working alone on stories, I began to feel the anonymity of motels on interstate highways reached by jet planes and rental cars. It was hard to have a good time, and the only way I could make the loneliness excusable was by taking pictures I thought were very good, even valuable Picture Quote #1

In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag. Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch flights, switch airlines or even leave the airport and get a rental car to drive to your next destination. If the airline has your bag, they also have you Picture Quote #1

You could drive a rental car until you don’t want it. Just get out of it while it’s moving and just walk away. No, I don’t feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you’re interested. It’s now your problem Picture Quote #1

Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava flows destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, Gee, this is swell, then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents Picture Quote #1

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car Picture Quote #1

I once went on the most grueling radio tour. Living in hotel rooms, sleeping in the backs of rental cars as my mom drove to three different cities in one day Picture Quote #1

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A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels (Car Rental Quotes) You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you? (Car Rental Quotes) I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around. (Car Rental Quotes) Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that’s been driven that hard by that many people, you really don’t want to put your key in it. (Car Rental Quotes) I’ve heard Braggadocio about excess baggage charges, multiple unused hotel rooms, and rental cars held unused for long periods of time, which makes me lose respect for certain photographers. Sometimes it’s worth it to spend money on a good idea, but wasting money makes me ill. (Car Rental Quotes) My dad and I are very different people. For example, he’s been stabbed; I’m afraid of bugs. He’s a mechanic; I once had to exchange a broken rental car because I didn’t realize I was driving around with the parking brake on. I could keep going, but you get it. (Car Rental Quotes) Working alone on stories, I began to feel the anonymity of motels on interstate highways reached by jet planes and rental cars. It was hard to have a good time, and the only way I could make the loneliness excusable was by taking pictures I thought were very good, even valuable. (Car Rental Quotes) In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag. Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch flights, switch airlines or even leave the airport and get a rental car to drive to your next destination. If the airline has your bag, they also have you. (Car Rental Quotes) You could drive a rental car until you don’t want it. Just get out of it while it’s moving and just walk away. No, I don’t feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you’re interested. It’s now your problem. (Car Rental Quotes) Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava flows destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, Gee, this is swell, then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents. (Car Rental Quotes) In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car (Car Rental Quotes) I once went on the most grueling radio tour. Living in hotel rooms, sleeping in the backs of rental cars as my mom drove to three different cities in one day (Car Rental Quotes)