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Carlos Mencia Quotes

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work? Picture Quote #1

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people Picture Quote #1

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska Picture Quote #1

I’ll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it! Picture Quote #1

If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole Picture Quote #1

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away Picture Quote #1

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Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious Picture Quote #1

Here, let’s go to my dressing room, and I promise, I’ll only put it in for a second Picture Quote #1

If you ask me right now, you’ve seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don’t want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles Picture Quote #1

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That’s the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years Picture Quote #1

God has a sense of humor. If you don’t believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people Picture Quote #1

I’ll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba Picture Quote #1

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If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister! Picture Quote #1

I’m not white, I don’t apologize for what my country did to become great Picture Quote #1

Know your religion, know who you are and don’t be ashamed Picture Quote #1

If you aren’t laughing, you aren’t living! Picture Quote #1

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels Picture Quote #1

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they’re homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they’re called rappers Picture Quote #1

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When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping Picture Quote #1

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We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work? (Carlos Mencia Quotes) America is such a great country, we have fat poor people (Carlos Mencia Quotes) Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska (Carlos Mencia Quotes) I’ll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it! (Carlos Mencia Quotes) If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole. (Carlos Mencia Quotes) The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away (Carlos Mencia Quotes) Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious. (Carlos Mencia Quotes) Here, let’s go to my dressing room, and I promise, I’ll only put it in for a second (Carlos Mencia Quotes) If you ask me right now, you’ve seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don’t want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles. (Carlos Mencia Quotes) Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That’s the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years. (Carlos Mencia Quotes) God has a sense of humor. If you don’t believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people. (Carlos Mencia Quotes) I’ll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba (Carlos Mencia Quotes) If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister! (Carlos Mencia Quotes) I’m not white, I don’t apologize for what my country did to become great (Carlos Mencia Quotes) Know your religion, know who you are and don’t be ashamed (Carlos Mencia Quotes) If you aren’t laughing, you aren’t living! (Carlos Mencia Quotes) I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels (Carlos Mencia Quotes) When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they’re homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they’re called rappers (Carlos Mencia Quotes) When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping (Carlos Mencia Quotes)