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Carol Burnett Quotes

I was always singing and dancing for my mother when I wasn’t glued to the television watching I Love Lucy or the Carol Burnett Show Picture Quote #1

In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Carol Burnett, all those people Picture Quote #1

Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett Picture Quote #1

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders Picture Quote #1

I was obsessed with Carol Burnett and then Tracey Ullman. Like, obsessed with their shows Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t get the laughter out of my head. It wasn’t career. It wasn’t even a choice. It was a calling Picture Quote #1

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I think we’re here for each other Picture Quote #1

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own Picture Quote #1

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple Picture Quote #1

We don’t stop going to school when we graduate Picture Quote #1

Because nobody goes through life without a scar Picture Quote #1

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is tragedy plus time Picture Quote #1

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head Picture Quote #1

I don’t eat much meat, fish, or poultry Picture Quote #1

I liked myself better when I wasnt me Picture Quote #1

The audience is never wrong Picture Quote #1

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can’t say I’m glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy Picture Quote #1

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You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it’s the disease that’s hating you, not them Picture Quote #1

If you want to know the feeling, just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head Picture Quote #1

But I didn’t ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn’t even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh Picture Quote #1

But I don’t begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it’s just to put a roof over your head and food on the table Picture Quote #1

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me Picture Quote #1

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team’s lawyers Picture Quote #1

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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run Picture Quote #1

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don’t nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away Picture Quote #1

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee Picture Quote #1

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up Picture Quote #1

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think Picture Quote #1

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I was always singing and dancing for my mother when I wasn’t glued to the television watching I Love Lucy or the Carol Burnett Show. (Carol Burnett Quotes) In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Carol Burnett, all those people. (Carol Burnett Quotes) Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett (Carol Burnett Quotes) Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. (Carol Burnett Quotes) I was obsessed with Carol Burnett and then Tracey Ullman. Like, obsessed with their shows. (Carol Burnett Quotes) I couldn’t get the laughter out of my head. It wasn’t career. It wasn’t even a choice. It was a calling. (Carol Burnett Quotes) I think we’re here for each other (Carol Burnett Quotes) Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own (Carol Burnett Quotes) Adolescence is just one big walking pimple (Carol Burnett Quotes) We don’t stop going to school when we graduate (Carol Burnett Quotes) Because nobody goes through life without a scar (Carol Burnett Quotes) Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away (Carol Burnett Quotes) Comedy is tragedy plus time (Carol Burnett Quotes) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head (Carol Burnett Quotes) I don’t eat much meat, fish, or poultry (Carol Burnett Quotes) I liked myself better when I wasnt me (Carol Burnett Quotes) The audience is never wrong (Carol Burnett Quotes) You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can’t say I’m glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy (Carol Burnett Quotes) You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it’s the disease that’s hating you, not them (Carol Burnett Quotes) If you want to know the feeling, just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head (Carol Burnett Quotes) But I didn’t ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn’t even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh (Carol Burnett Quotes) But I don’t begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it’s just to put a roof over your head and food on the table (Carol Burnett Quotes) I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me (Carol Burnett Quotes) It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team’s lawyers (Carol Burnett Quotes) My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run (Carol Burnett Quotes) My interesting diet tips are eat early and don’t nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away (Carol Burnett Quotes) You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself (Carol Burnett Quotes) I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee (Carol Burnett Quotes) I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up (Carol Burnett Quotes) I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think (Carol Burnett Quotes)

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