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Carrot Quotes

Ooohhhh, a carrot Picture Quote #1

I saw a carrot. THIS big, no lie Picture Quote #1

Ermahgerd kerrerts Picture Quote #1

They said carrots would be good for my eyes. They lied Picture Quote #1

Mommy, why are people so cruel? It feels like they don’t carrot all Picture Quote #1

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond Picture Quote #1

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Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick Picture Quote #1

I think they named the orange before the carrot Picture Quote #1

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Picture Quote #1

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake Picture Quote #1

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie Picture Quote #1

I’d rather eat nothing than eat a carrot Picture Quote #1

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I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel Picture Quote #1

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution Picture Quote #1

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice Picture Quote #1

I think Carrot Top is hilarious Picture Quote #1

Creative freedom is a huge carrot Picture Quote #1

Why can’t I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or wine? Picture Quote #1

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What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet Picture Quote #1

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution Picture Quote #1

I am a rune a carrot a little joke Picture Quote #1

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual Picture Quote #1

What they call ‘alt-comedy’ now is basically what comedy was like in the 80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types Picture Quote #1

I think I’ve been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a big old juicy carrot right in front of me for all of my life Picture Quote #1

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I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake Picture Quote #1

I love carrot cake - that’s probably my favorite - and I’m obsessed with peanut butter. I eat anything with peanut butter - maybe not carrot cake with peanut butter - but, I think I got this from ‘The Parent Trap’: Oreos and peanut butter; I like that. And peanut butter and apples, peanut butter and chocolate Picture Quote #1

For people who are at the bottom economically, the world is becoming a harder and harder place. And yet the incentives to become rich are so great because enormous amounts of wealth are being accumulated. And so those two things, that carrot and stick, are beating people along this trajectory of trying desperately to move up in the world Picture Quote #1

U.K. psychologist Daniel Nettle thinks of happiness as a carrot on a stick, designed by evolution to show the right way, and also designed so that we will never permanently reach it. We likely would just sit around and eat sweet and fatty foods all day, and that is simply not in the interest of evolution Picture Quote #1

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk Picture Quote #1

I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t Picture Quote #1

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Ooohhhh, a carrot (Carrot Quotes) I saw a carrot. THIS big, no lie (Carrot Quotes) Ermahgerd kerrerts (Carrot Quotes) They said carrots would be good for my eyes. They lied (Carrot Quotes) Mommy, why are people so cruel? It feels like they don’t carrot all (Carrot Quotes) I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond (Carrot Quotes) Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick (Carrot Quotes) I think they named the orange before the carrot (Carrot Quotes) Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? (Carrot Quotes) That could be the carrot on the top of the cake (Carrot Quotes) Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie (Carrot Quotes) I’d rather eat nothing than eat a carrot (Carrot Quotes) I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel (Carrot Quotes) The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution (Carrot Quotes) Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice (Carrot Quotes) I think Carrot Top is hilarious (Carrot Quotes) Creative freedom is a huge carrot (Carrot Quotes) Why can’t I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or wine? (Carrot Quotes) What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet (Carrot Quotes) The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution (Carrot Quotes) I am a rune a carrot a little joke (Carrot Quotes) Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. (Carrot Quotes) What they call ‘alt-comedy’ now is basically what comedy was like in the 80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types. (Carrot Quotes) I think I’ve been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a big old juicy carrot right in front of me for all of my life. (Carrot Quotes) I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake. (Carrot Quotes) I love carrot cake - that’s probably my favorite - and I’m obsessed with peanut butter. I eat anything with peanut butter - maybe not carrot cake with peanut butter - but, I think I got this from ‘The Parent Trap’: Oreos and peanut butter; I like that. And peanut butter and apples, peanut butter and chocolate. (Carrot Quotes) For people who are at the bottom economically, the world is becoming a harder and harder place. And yet the incentives to become rich are so great because enormous amounts of wealth are being accumulated. And so those two things, that carrot and stick, are beating people along this trajectory of trying desperately to move up in the world (Carrot Quotes) U.K. psychologist Daniel Nettle thinks of happiness as a carrot on a stick, designed by evolution to show the right way, and also designed so that we will never permanently reach it. We likely would just sit around and eat sweet and fatty foods all day, and that is simply not in the interest of evolution (Carrot Quotes) But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk. (Carrot Quotes) I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t. (Carrot Quotes)

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