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Cathy Guisewite Quotes

Allow yourself to graduate, every five years Picture Quote #1

Men date. Women have relationships Picture Quote #1

Men should come with instruction booklets Picture Quote #1

A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over Picture Quote #1

One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect Picture Quote #1

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups Picture Quote #1

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Wake me up when I’m a size 5 Picture Quote #1

I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience Picture Quote #1

I’m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home Picture Quote #1

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy Picture Quote #1

The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise Picture Quote #1

I’m more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now Picture Quote #1

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I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married Picture Quote #1

My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call Picture Quote #1

Where’s my tax form? Where’s the file that’s supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where’s the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where’s the monthly check summary? And who’s been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I’m surrounded by idiots and I’m the only one in the office Picture Quote #1

My heart always belongs to the one who doesn’t want it Picture Quote #1

I’m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home Picture Quote #1

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right Picture Quote #1

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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog Picture Quote #1

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say ‘I do’ and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom’s birthday Picture Quote #1

The specifics of Cathy’s and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges are exactly the same Picture Quote #1

I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience Picture Quote #1

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married in real life. So both are shocks to me Picture Quote #1

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy Picture Quote #1

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I wasn’t intending to create a comic strip to begin with. So I think I wasn’t aware that when the strip started, there had never been a woman’s voice quite like this in the newspaper Picture Quote #1

Generally, I liked feeling able to connect with millions of women on a very deep level. It felt special that women especially would cut out my strip and place it on a refrigerator Picture Quote #1

I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They’ll turn away a mother full of advice, but they’ll never say no to one holding a mop Picture Quote #1

I can’t tell my conscience from my insecurities Picture Quote #1

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye Picture Quote #1

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself Picture Quote #1

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Allow yourself to graduate, every five years (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Men date. Women have relationships (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Men should come with instruction booklets (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Wake me up when I’m a size 5 (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I’m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I’m more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Where’s my tax form? Where’s the file that’s supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where’s the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where’s the monthly check summary? And who’s been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I’m surrounded by idiots and I’m the only one in the office (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) My heart always belongs to the one who doesn’t want it (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I’m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say ‘I do’ and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom’s birthday. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) The specifics of Cathy’s and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges are exactly the same. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married in real life. So both are shocks to me. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I wasn’t intending to create a comic strip to begin with. So I think I wasn’t aware that when the strip started, there had never been a woman’s voice quite like this in the newspaper. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Generally, I liked feeling able to connect with millions of women on a very deep level. It felt special that women especially would cut out my strip and place it on a refrigerator. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They’ll turn away a mother full of advice, but they’ll never say no to one holding a mop. (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I can’t tell my conscience from my insecurities (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself (Cathy Guisewite Quotes)

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