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Cats Quotes

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house Picture Quote #1

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep Picture Quote #1

Cats are oppressed, dogs terrify them, landladies starve them, boys stone them, everybody speaks of them with contempt. If they were human beings we could talk of their oppressors with a studied violence, add our strength to theirs, even organize the oppressed and like good politicians sell our charity for power Picture Quote #1

I want to create a cat like the real cats I see crossing the streets, not like those you see in houses. They have nothing in common. The cat of the streets has bristling fur. It runs like a fiend, and if it looks at you, you think it is going to jump in your face Picture Quote #1

The human race may be divided into people who love cats and people who hate them; the neutrals being few in numbers, and, for intellectual and moral reasons, not worth considering Picture Quote #1

Cats never feel threatened. They are genetically incapable of accepting that anyone could possibly dislike anything as perfect as a cat Picture Quote #1

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Women are cats... and love to scratch even those they’re fond of. Sometimes the more they love them the harder they scratch Picture Quote #1

Cats sleep in a state of total abandon, and I find that state very interesting in people as well Picture Quote #1

Lots of donations and money go to rescue dogs and cats, however the public does not understand that every cow, pig and chicken needs to be rescued too Picture Quote #1

The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I’ve been suspecting it’s one of my cats Picture Quote #1

A new study found that a mother’s diet affects her baby’s allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats Picture Quote #1

I get home at the end of the day and I don’t want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats Picture Quote #1

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Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won’t ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won’t try to imitate the human soul Picture Quote #1

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That’s what it’s like listening to you speak Picture Quote #1

Organizing atheists is a bit like herding cats; They are on the whole too intelligent and independent minded to lend themselves to being herded Picture Quote #1

Cats are more interesting, let’s face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring Picture Quote #1

Old maids claw as cats do. They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so. Nor will they fail to remind their victims of the blood drawn Picture Quote #1

Dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don’t bother them as long as we delight in their presence Picture Quote #1

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Knowing cats, a lifetime of cats, what is left is a sediment of sorrow quite different from that due to humans: compounded of pain for their helplessness, of guilt on behalf of us all Picture Quote #1

Cats, even when robust, have scant liking for the boisterous society of children, and are apt to exert their utmost ingenuity to escape it. Nor are they without adult sympathy in their prejudice Picture Quote #1

Cats vary so widely that all data is meaningless and the professional classifiers gnash their teeth trying to come up with even a single fact common to all Picture Quote #1

A good recipe for a human reducing breakfast is a lot of good things to eat, and three spaniels and two cats to eat with Picture Quote #1

If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that you want less news and more cats Picture Quote #1

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone’s designated driver Picture Quote #1

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I like to see cats in movement. A galloping cat is a fine sight. See it cross the road in a streak, cursed by the drivers of motor cars and buses, dodging the butcher’s bicycle, coming safe to the kerb and bellying under its home gate Picture Quote #1

Cats, for the most part, seem indifferent to human activities that do not revolve around their needs and wants. They all but roll their eyes at the owners who expect their cats to do things for them Picture Quote #1

Rouen shone in dark sunlight and a storm swept it away from my eyes and churned up the broad river with waves which pounced up like cats as our train drew out of the arches of the bridge Picture Quote #1

Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless behind garden gnomes, glide along fence tops, and slink under benches Picture Quote #1

My parents... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned to be one of the hardheadedest cats in the world. I’ve learned that Picture Quote #1

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There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house (Cats Quotes) Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep (Cats Quotes) Cats are oppressed, dogs terrify them, landladies starve them, boys stone them, everybody speaks of them with contempt. If they were human beings we could talk of their oppressors with a studied violence, add our strength to theirs, even organize the oppressed and like good politicians sell our charity for power (Cats Quotes) I want to create a cat like the real cats I see crossing the streets, not like those you see in houses. They have nothing in common. The cat of the streets has bristling fur. It runs like a fiend, and if it looks at you, you think it is going to jump in your face (Cats Quotes) The human race may be divided into people who love cats and people who hate them; the neutrals being few in numbers, and, for intellectual and moral reasons, not worth considering (Cats Quotes) Cats never feel threatened. They are genetically incapable of accepting that anyone could possibly dislike anything as perfect as a cat (Cats Quotes) Women are cats... and love to scratch even those they’re fond of. Sometimes the more they love them the harder they scratch (Cats Quotes) Cats sleep in a state of total abandon, and I find that state very interesting in people as well (Cats Quotes) Lots of donations and money go to rescue dogs and cats, however the public does not understand that every cow, pig and chicken needs to be rescued too (Cats Quotes) The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I’ve been suspecting it’s one of my cats (Cats Quotes) A new study found that a mother’s diet affects her baby’s allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats (Cats Quotes) I get home at the end of the day and I don’t want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats (Cats Quotes) Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won’t ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won’t try to imitate the human soul (Cats Quotes) You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That’s what it’s like listening to you speak (Cats Quotes) Organizing atheists is a bit like herding cats; They are on the whole too intelligent and independent minded to lend themselves to being herded (Cats Quotes) Cats are more interesting, let’s face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring (Cats Quotes) Old maids claw as cats do. They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so. Nor will they fail to remind their victims of the blood drawn (Cats Quotes) Dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don’t bother them as long as we delight in their presence (Cats Quotes) Knowing cats, a lifetime of cats, what is left is a sediment of sorrow quite different from that due to humans: compounded of pain for their helplessness, of guilt on behalf of us all (Cats Quotes) Cats, even when robust, have scant liking for the boisterous society of children, and are apt to exert their utmost ingenuity to escape it. Nor are they without adult sympathy in their prejudice (Cats Quotes) Cats vary so widely that all data is meaningless and the professional classifiers gnash their teeth trying to come up with even a single fact common to all (Cats Quotes) A good recipe for a human reducing breakfast is a lot of good things to eat, and three spaniels and two cats to eat with (Cats Quotes) If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that you want less news and more cats (Cats Quotes) We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone’s designated driver (Cats Quotes) I like to see cats in movement. A galloping cat is a fine sight. See it cross the road in a streak, cursed by the drivers of motor cars and buses, dodging the butcher’s bicycle, coming safe to the kerb and bellying under its home gate (Cats Quotes) Cats, for the most part, seem indifferent to human activities that do not revolve around their needs and wants. They all but roll their eyes at the owners who expect their cats to do things for them (Cats Quotes) Rouen shone in dark sunlight and a storm swept it away from my eyes and churned up the broad river with waves which pounced up like cats as our train drew out of the arches of the bridge (Cats Quotes) Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless behind garden gnomes, glide along fence tops, and slink under benches (Cats Quotes) My parents... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight (Cats Quotes) I’ve learned to be one of the hardheadedest cats in the world. I’ve learned that (Cats Quotes)

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