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Certificate Quotes

Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression Picture Quote #1

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Picture Quote #1

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name Picture Quote #1

I’ve been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate Picture Quote #1

No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate Picture Quote #1

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair Picture Quote #1

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My mother desperately wanted children. She had a child that was stillborn - something I learned when I was looking through her ‘effects’ after she had died. It was then that I discovered my original birth certificate, which indicated the previous birth Picture Quote #1

I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job Picture Quote #1

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it Picture Quote #1

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too Picture Quote #1

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can’t find his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

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The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card Picture Quote #1

I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies ÃÂ¯ Us Picture Quote #1

You don’t need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything Picture Quote #1

No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised Picture Quote #1

If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go -within 10 minutes - to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, ‘See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.’ Picture Quote #1

I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don’t think I was born in this country Picture Quote #1

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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay Picture Quote #1

There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I’d lost my birth certificate Picture Quote #1

I’m not saying my mother didn’t like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate Picture Quote #1

My friends asked me to be a reverend at their wedding in France a few years ago. I went on the Internet, and within 15 seconds, I was printing out a certificate which allowed me to officiate at their wedding Picture Quote #1

Are we Pakistanis, children of a lesser God? Is there one law for the west and one for us? Is our democracy supposed to be only democracy if you give us a no objection certificate? Picture Quote #1

A stock certificate is not a tool, like a shovel, or a commodity, like a pound of cheese. What we sell a customer is not a share in a business, but a view of the Elysian Fields. A financier is a creative artist. Our function is to stimulate the imagination. We are poets! Picture Quote #1

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Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got [Barack] Obama to produce his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

Merely presenting a driver’s license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven Picture Quote #1

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he’s only 33 and then he’ll be ready to go Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations Picture Quote #1

I think I did a great job and a great service not only for the country, but even for the president [Barack Obama], in getting him to produce his birth certificate Picture Quote #1

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Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression (Certificate Quotes) Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory (Certificate Quotes) The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name (Certificate Quotes) I’ve been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate. (Certificate Quotes) No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate (Certificate Quotes) Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair (Certificate Quotes) My mother desperately wanted children. She had a child that was stillborn - something I learned when I was looking through her ‘effects’ after she had died. It was then that I discovered my original birth certificate, which indicated the previous birth. (Certificate Quotes) I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job. (Certificate Quotes) I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. (Certificate Quotes) Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. (Certificate Quotes) President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate. (Certificate Quotes) Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can’t find his birth certificate. (Certificate Quotes) The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. (Certificate Quotes) I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies ÃÂ¯ Us. (Certificate Quotes) You don’t need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything. (Certificate Quotes) No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. (Certificate Quotes) If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go -within 10 minutes - to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, ‘See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.’ (Certificate Quotes) I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own birth certificate. I don’t think I was born in this country. (Certificate Quotes) My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. (Certificate Quotes) There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I’d lost my birth certificate. (Certificate Quotes) I’m not saying my mother didn’t like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. (Certificate Quotes) My friends asked me to be a reverend at their wedding in France a few years ago. I went on the Internet, and within 15 seconds, I was printing out a certificate which allowed me to officiate at their wedding. (Certificate Quotes) Are we Pakistanis, children of a lesser God? Is there one law for the west and one for us? Is our democracy supposed to be only democracy if you give us a no objection certificate? (Certificate Quotes) A stock certificate is not a tool, like a shovel, or a commodity, like a pound of cheese. What we sell a customer is not a share in a business, but a view of the Elysian Fields. A financier is a creative artist. Our function is to stimulate the imagination. We are poets! (Certificate Quotes) Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got [Barack] Obama to produce his birth certificate. (Certificate Quotes) Merely presenting a driver’s license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked. (Certificate Quotes) I don’t know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven. (Certificate Quotes) John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he’s only 33 and then he’ll be ready to go. (Certificate Quotes) Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations. (Certificate Quotes) I think I did a great job and a great service not only for the country, but even for the president [Barack Obama], in getting him to produce his birth certificate. (Certificate Quotes)

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