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Charlie Sheen Quotes

I’m not wearing a golden sombrero Picture Quote #1

You make a choice to win and you win Picture Quote #1

I’m grandiose because I live a grandiose life Picture Quote #1

Get your egos off the battlefield Picture Quote #1

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party Picture Quote #1

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math Picture Quote #1

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Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term Picture Quote #1

People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view Picture Quote #1

Let’s hook up and just bring fiery death Picture Quote #1

I’m still alive, which is pretty cool Picture Quote #1

I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips Picture Quote #1

I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don’t appreciate it Picture Quote #1

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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen Picture Quote #1

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body Picture Quote #1

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying Picture Quote #1

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image Picture Quote #1

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should Picture Quote #1

Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, ‘Role model!’ Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon Picture Quote #1

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America pays its bills. It always has. It always will. The fact that Washington is now debating whether to honor its debts and obligations, then, should come as a surprise. But playing political football with a necessary vote to raise the nation’s debt ceiling has become as predictable as a Twitter rant from Charlie Sheen Picture Quote #1

My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. Theyve always been best friends Picture Quote #1

I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill Picture Quote #1

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories Picture Quote #1

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to ‘Sheen’s Korner’ ... You’re either in my corner, or you’re with the trolls Picture Quote #1

I don’t sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can’t sleep, I just don’t, so I figure there’s a higher calling keeping me on point that night Picture Quote #1

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You can’t cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it’s late stage Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I’m okay with it. On other days it’s like, Really? I have to? No, man, not me Picture Quote #1

It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast Picture Quote #1

I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen Picture Quote #1

I’ve had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys Picture Quote #1

I have no sympathy for the people who went to Charlie Sheen’s show and were disappointed. That didn’t seem very organized! That guy’s all over the map! Picture Quote #1

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I’m not wearing a golden sombrero (Charlie Sheen Quotes) You make a choice to win and you win (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I’m grandiose because I live a grandiose life (Charlie Sheen Quotes) Get your egos off the battlefield (Charlie Sheen Quotes) You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party (Charlie Sheen Quotes) My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math (Charlie Sheen Quotes) Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term (Charlie Sheen Quotes) People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view (Charlie Sheen Quotes) Let’s hook up and just bring fiery death (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I’m still alive, which is pretty cool (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don’t appreciate it (Charlie Sheen Quotes) Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body (Charlie Sheen Quotes) Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying (Charlie Sheen Quotes) Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image (Charlie Sheen Quotes) A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should (Charlie Sheen Quotes) Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, ‘Role model!’ Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon (Charlie Sheen Quotes) America pays its bills. It always has. It always will. The fact that Washington is now debating whether to honor its debts and obligations, then, should come as a surprise. But playing political football with a necessary vote to raise the nation’s debt ceiling has become as predictable as a Twitter rant from Charlie Sheen (Charlie Sheen Quotes) My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. Theyve always been best friends (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to ‘Sheen’s Korner’ ... You’re either in my corner, or you’re with the trolls. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I don’t sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can’t sleep, I just don’t, so I figure there’s a higher calling keeping me on point that night. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) You can’t cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it’s late stage (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I’ve always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I’m okay with it. On other days it’s like, Really? I have to? No, man, not me. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I’ve had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys. (Charlie Sheen Quotes) I have no sympathy for the people who went to Charlie Sheen’s show and were disappointed. That didn’t seem very organized! That guy’s all over the map! (Charlie Sheen Quotes)

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