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How are you feeling? Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater. -Clary and Simon, pg.297-  (Cheese Grater Quotes) Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there’s so little left you just crumble.  (Cheese Grater Quotes) My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast.  (Cheese Grater Quotes) The family on my mom’s side, their whole business is inventing and pitching stuff. My grandfather is in infomercials. He’s a pitchman, so if you’re ever watching TV late at night, you’ll probably see him pitching knives. My great-grandfather also invented the plastic cheese grater.  (Cheese Grater Quotes)