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Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I want to start saying bad words all the time! (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
If someone took the ‘F’ letter off me, I’d be ucked (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
... some of the best sex I can barely remember (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
First of all, I’m not an actor - I’m an asshole (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
But then, like George Michael in a men’s bathroom, I got cocky (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I’ve always been exactly who I am on TV. I’m not playing a role (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
There should be a talent that goes along with being famous (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
My life and my legs have been an open book (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I’m retarded (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Mexico’s a great place to overcome a drug addiction (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
When I get married, I’m gonna register at Bank of America (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Having a baby, it’s like a five year commitment (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
That’s Al Qaeda’s new plan: to destroy America one period at a time (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I’d have no friends. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
My father has a high opinion of his opinion (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn’t make any sense (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Women don’t have to be jealous of other women (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
We women have to stick together (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
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